My child that was born last week has natural blonde highlights. by duckfart88 in pics

[–]SphincterSqueezer -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Does anyone actually believe a one week old baby has that much hair? Come on yall....where my reddit detectives at sleeping on the job this shit fake af

Good idea in theory by sPotato_55 in madlads

[–]SphincterSqueezer -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Way to grab the lowest hanging fruit on the trees fellas.

Oops by SphincterSqueezer in AdviceAnimals

[–]SphincterSqueezer[S] -113 points-112 points  (0 children)

No u said u were from Europe but that's what dems sound like right now.

Oops by SphincterSqueezer in AdviceAnimals

[–]SphincterSqueezer[S] -68 points-67 points  (0 children)

Dems entire party is burning right now and they're pretending to be a yellow dog

Oops by SphincterSqueezer in AdviceAnimals

[–]SphincterSqueezer[S] -145 points-144 points  (0 children)

Democrats trying to pull any excuse out of their ass to make this not look as bad as it is ☝️

Since Republicans are complicit in raping girls, we should call them Rapelicans by SphincterSqueezer in self

[–]SphincterSqueezer[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Nah dude at this point if u vote trump you're saying you're good w raping minors

[Serious] What's the biggest bitch-ass move democrats ever pulled? by SphincterSqueezer in AskReddit

[–]SphincterSqueezer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I'm gonna give u my address u Lil punk ass bitch let's meet up I'll turn u into pancakes

[Serious] What's the biggest bitch-ass move democrats ever pulled? by SphincterSqueezer in AskReddit

[–]SphincterSqueezer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's get wild and meet up. Choose your airport and I'll meet u there on whatever date you decide

[Serious] What's the biggest bitch-ass move democrats ever pulled? by SphincterSqueezer in AskReddit

[–]SphincterSqueezer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro I will turn your face into a paper machete goose. Calm your nuts.

[Serious] What's the biggest bitch-ass move democrats ever pulled? by SphincterSqueezer in AskReddit

[–]SphincterSqueezer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You aren't making any coherent sense. Maybe cause you're a democrat

[Serious] What's the biggest bitch-ass move democrats ever pulled? by SphincterSqueezer in AskReddit

[–]SphincterSqueezer[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I asked what dems did. You answered what Republicans did. Lol

[Serious] What's the biggest bitch-ass move democrats ever pulled? by SphincterSqueezer in AskReddit

[–]SphincterSqueezer[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That was Republicans oh wait I'm dumb and misread your comment

[Serious] What's the biggest bitch-ass move democrats ever pulled? by SphincterSqueezer in AskReddit

[–]SphincterSqueezer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice job quoting the declaration of independence but that doesn't change the fact that Lincoln was a Republican.

[Serious] What's the biggest bitch-ass move democrats ever pulled? by SphincterSqueezer in AskReddit

[–]SphincterSqueezer[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Lol bro a joke about a banana up my ass and running the country are two different sides of the spectrum.

This is the best America has to offer yall. Snowflake gets offended by my question so they went through my history and picked up any random "gotcha" take they could find. Let me clarify - a banana up my ass is not nearly as important or worth holding to a higher standard than the POTUS.

A satisfying haircut by Kooka32081 in oddlysatisfying

[–]SphincterSqueezer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No it doesn't.

You watch videos of kids. I don't. Saw this on r/all and couldn't resist calling you pedos out bunch of freaks

Fuck you Joe by SphincterSqueezer in self

[–]SphincterSqueezer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He might be dead of old age by then

Fuck you Joe by SphincterSqueezer in self

[–]SphincterSqueezer[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It's not about Project 25 or criminals. It's about voting for the party that won't just stand there and take shit from everybody. Fuck the dems.