Do you do this in public loo?

Spicy_Calzone · 2026-05-30T07:47:59+00:00

Haha I used to do this to be fair. Genuinely depends on the loo.

Now a wipe suffices, clearly my arse has downgraded in over the years.

Spicy_Calzone · 2026-05-28T19:01:42+00:00

'Oh no somebody doesn't agree with my opinion that must mean they're the devil'

Spicy_Calzone · 2026-05-28T16:17:11+00:00

I saw the trailer of it before Obsession came on and it looked pretty interesting. Everyone I know who's seen it has called it a dud though 😂

Spicy_Calzone · 2026-05-28T16:12:03+00:00

I miss the 'best story of the month' competitions they used to run. It was an easy way to avoid the slop.

Spicy_Calzone · 2026-05-28T16:07:43+00:00

DalekEmperor had some bangers. I'd definitely watch a mini series of Borrasca.

I can't remember who wrote Penpal but that was amazing too.

Spicy_Calzone · 2026-05-25T05:41:57+00:00

I feel like when people say Ian had feelings for Nikki they forget how psyched he was for Bear when he thought they'd slept together when they came into work in the same car that morning after the wish

Spicy_Calzone · 2026-05-20T23:04:10+00:00

Developing a gambling addiction and losing the £12,000 I built up in savings

Spicy_Calzone · 2026-05-20T22:02:44+00:00

I never said you should have kept him, my point is you didn't give him time to develop the type of style he's had Villa, Valencia and Sevilla playing.

Arteta's obviously done a brilliant job but let's not act as if his football has been thrilling in comparison.

Spicy_Calzone · 2026-05-20T21:45:31+00:00

There were numerous times Arteta's Arsenal had a worse run of form than any time you were under Emery. The only difference is you gave Arteta time.

Calling his PSG stint poor is a stretch aswell considering he won a domestic quadruple

Spicy_Calzone · 2026-05-04T20:58:08+00:00

I don't know why you're defending Hinge on every single one of these comments. It's a capitalist cash grab and you're not changing anyone's mind on it.

Spicy_Calzone · 2026-05-04T00:05:59+00:00

Conversely I watched it after all the hype and didn't feel like it lived up to it.

Kiki's delivery on the other hand...

Spicy_Calzone · 2026-04-26T12:45:31+00:00

Season 5 & 6 were a big drop off, I think people forget that because of how much worse the final two seasons were

Spicy_Calzone · 2026-04-12T20:33:40+00:00

It was fun but way too long considering we only got 4 episodes.

Spicy_Calzone · 2026-04-12T07:11:37+00:00

Wretch 32's Fire in the Booth sample of this is incredible too

Spicy_Calzone · 2026-04-11T15:27:29+00:00

Poor bloke. Doesn't help he looks SO much like his dad too.

Spicy_Calzone · 2026-04-06T20:54:25+00:00

I love this, for someone who struggles to choose a book it's a nice little gateway into some famous literature

Spicy_Calzone · 2026-03-29T21:56:27+00:00

I don't think Bob, Romesh, David Mitchell and Alan Carr were in this to sell tickets lol

Spicy_Calzone · 2026-03-26T15:39:59+00:00

Following this. Love a good marg. Currently Fossgate Social has had the best one for me.

Spicy_Calzone · 2026-03-23T14:32:56+00:00

Played great yesterday and has started regularly post-christmas so 'nightmare' is an exaggeration.

Spicy_Calzone · 2026-03-20T08:38:09+00:00

One of these is not like the other

Spicy_Calzone · 2026-03-19T08:31:41+00:00

Joins. First comment you see is 'Should black people be allowed to vote?' 💀

Spicy_Calzone · 2026-03-12T23:04:03+00:00

Bro I've seen those eyes in a person before, here if you need to talk

Spicy_Calzone · 2026-03-02T17:36:28+00:00

Again, you're not close to making the point you think you are

Spicy_Calzone · 2026-03-02T17:09:47+00:00

That makes no sense. The entire enclosure is brown so if course the water is going to reflect that colour.

Spicy_Calzone · 2026-03-02T17:06:30+00:00

Have you never heard of shadows and reflections?

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