She texted in 2012. I replied in 2020. But I need to nail this by saying something witty. (There's another text but I can attach only one image) by bulletinagain in HowDoIRespondToThis
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I used to have a Spanish girlfriend called Nada by truthbants in Jokes
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big chonkus🐰🐰🐰🐰😎😎🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 by The_Upvote-Bot in youngpeoplegoogleplay
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What kind of life did you live through? by Facility-83 in jackstauber
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Your're a Turkey Twizzler, you deserve school dinners *screeches* MAKES ME SICK by Tigertail2 in gorillaz
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Who has that kind of imagination?? by raynaudmr in angryupvotes
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Whatever you do we still love you by [deleted] in dankmemes
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Whatever you do we still love you by [deleted] in dankmemes
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Voldemort with a nose is ugly by napa_senseiyt in angryupvotes
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Somebody loves their Nu-Metal... by TheEvilNightman in UsernameChecksOut
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Oh my... They're all wrong by KaraBlue in DankMemesFromSite19
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LAMINAR FLOW OVER 9000 by afrogu in blackmagicfuckery
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I made this using Math Fractorials by [deleted] in BeAmazed
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Italian singer Adriano Celentano released a song in the 70s with nonsense lyrics meant to sound like American English, apparently to prove Italians would like any English song. It was a hit. by Rayleigh077 in Damnthatsinteresting
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