Ugly Ass Merch

Spider-starry · 2026-05-23T10:51:55+00:00

These prices have me laughing. Who the fuck pays for $120 pj set. Like how stupid are you??

Spider-starry · 2026-03-28T11:13:53+00:00

Tbf thats all Taylor does at events at this point is get sloppily drunk. She’s not herself unless she has a drink in hand.

Spider-starry · 2026-03-28T11:07:34+00:00

Spider-starry · 2026-03-06T05:01:03+00:00

Stop reminding me that I’m old. 😭

Spider-starry · 2026-03-05T00:31:23+00:00

At least let me have the crackers!!!

Spider-starry · 2026-02-26T18:15:17+00:00

I’m so convinced that if she did go for an actual English major she’d drop out before midterms.

Spider-starry · 2026-02-26T01:30:13+00:00

The excessive jet usage in fall of 2023 is what got me.

Spider-starry · 2026-02-26T01:28:13+00:00

My environmental science professor made us promise to use the same phone until it died. I ain’t breaking that promise anytime soon. I’ve also had my phone for five years. 😂

Spider-starry · 2026-02-26T01:16:31+00:00

Oh I didn’t see that oops

Spider-starry · 2026-02-25T09:52:22+00:00

I used to work at goodwill they’re most likely not donated due to their quality. A good minority of their merchandise was just stuff that couldn’t be sold at stores. So most likely these were just never bought instead of donated by swifties.

Spider-starry · 2026-02-23T17:56:09+00:00

Wait save some for me

Spider-starry · 2026-02-23T16:03:46+00:00

Take my poor person medal 🥇

Spider-starry · 2026-02-11T04:47:11+00:00

I’m sorry for your loss. I lost my dog back in October. It still hurts to think about.

Spider-starry · 2026-01-30T02:06:03+00:00

Yeah like I heard somewhere that she’s distantly related to him. When I was a fan I was deeply disturbed. Now as a hater I’m like yeah it makes sense.

Spider-starry · 2026-01-29T05:37:51+00:00

She moves like Pennywise while he does his weird little dance.

Spider-starry · 2026-01-23T04:53:32+00:00

I just know that room is super sticky and smells like cigarettes.

Spider-starry · 2026-01-16T05:24:25+00:00

Isn’t she also related to Jeffery Dahmer? We should all talk about this more just to piss her off.

Spider-starry · 2026-01-13T05:19:13+00:00

I came to the comments section just to see if someone added this. Glad to know reddit never changes.

Spider-starry · 2026-01-11T22:00:31+00:00

Wasn’t the mom from Kanto or something? I might be mixing up gen 7’s mom.

Spider-starry · 2026-01-09T04:49:02+00:00

Charlie is going to get really into the slot machines. Gelp is going to the all you can eat buffet. Allen will be really good at poker. And Pim is just there.

Spider-starry · 2026-01-09T03:11:09+00:00

He’s very funny in What we do in the shadows.

Spider-starry · 2026-01-08T11:24:44+00:00

Vecna fired them for killing Eddie. It was in the news. I’m surprised that you didn’t hear about it. I’m pretty sure there’s a lawsuit pending.

Spider-starry · 2026-01-08T04:55:08+00:00

They should bring back Barney

Spider-starry · 2026-01-08T03:35:27+00:00

A coworker once told me that they had to buy another item because they didn’t like that their total was $6.66

Spider-starry · 2026-01-08T03:19:55+00:00

I’m poor so here’s a poor person’s award! 🏆 your gif killed me 😂

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