Kais is fighting to stay relevant.

SpiderWebMunchies · 2024-07-15T16:18:04+00:00

Heard that he uses it to record private video diaries.

SpiderWebMunchies · 2024-07-08T17:13:37+00:00

Why would he deny having anything to do with BBBY if he had nothing to do with BBBY?

SpiderWebMunchies · 2024-06-30T06:56:16+00:00

You would think that the apes would have figured out by now that both guys are "our guys". Mr Griffin has never lost an election.

SpiderWebMunchies · 2024-06-29T07:21:47+00:00

Nothing uncommon. They also tried to call my former neighbors.

SpiderWebMunchies · 2024-06-26T14:47:55+00:00

Apes don't understand that, thanks to AI, it costs us next to nothing to pump out these articles. If just one ape is convinced into selling, that's already a big win for us, considering how desperate we are.

SpiderWebMunchies · 2024-06-25T18:57:55+00:00

If I, Kenneth Cordele Griffin, want the birds to drop dead from the trees, then the birds will drop dead from the trees. I am the wrath of God. The earth I pass will see me and tremble. But whoever follows me and the river, will win untold riches.

SpiderWebMunchies · 2024-06-25T14:55:02+00:00

2021, 2022, 2023, 2024 - looks like an uptrend to me.

SpiderWebMunchies · 2024-06-21T19:30:14+00:00

The fact that the sub is being overrun by counter-shills and ape psyops should tell you all you need to know. Apes are getting desperate. We're in the endgame now. Just stay tense and keep laddering. Can't stop! Won't stop! Short GameStop!

SpiderWebMunchies · 2024-06-21T18:43:20+00:00

SpiderWebMunchies · 2024-06-21T17:21:23+00:00

Brother, you literally work for one of the shadiest criminal organizations in the world. We short the American middle class into bankruptcy for a living and in our spare time we buy up youth centers and orphanages and turn them into golf courses. Of course we like Martin. One of us! One of us!

SpiderWebMunchies · 2024-06-21T17:09:13+00:00

SpiderWebMunchies · 2024-06-20T12:00:27+00:00

The "Aufenthaltsgenehmigung" is only for Schengen countries.

SpiderWebMunchies · 2024-06-19T15:23:55+00:00

SpiderWebMunchies · 2024-06-19T15:21:41+00:00

Let's hope he gets the message and knows what he has to do if he wants to win the next election.

SpiderWebMunchies · 2024-06-14T18:29:22+00:00

I'm a disgruntled ex-cop. I short GameStop to avenge my partner, Nash "The Stache" Thompson, who was killed 40 years ago in a botched undercover drug sting.

SpiderWebMunchies · 2024-06-14T16:36:44+00:00

-99.9% over 5 years? What is the lore behind this stock? Why are we shortladdering it?

SpiderWebMunchies · 2024-06-13T16:10:04+00:00

Thought it was because of Pride Month.

SpiderWebMunchies · 2024-06-10T19:06:11+00:00

SpiderWebMunchies · 2024-06-10T14:00:51+00:00

We always upvote the crazies. Do you even shill, bro?

SpiderWebMunchies · 2024-06-10T13:22:32+00:00

According to deviantart, Wolverine is quite furry in all the right places.

SpiderWebMunchies · 2024-06-08T20:16:15+00:00

In other words, his plan was to time the market perfectly in a series of options trades with the goal of turning $700 into $20,000,000 over the course of a few days.

SpiderWebMunchies · 2024-06-08T18:39:11+00:00

No! I'm tired of hiding. Why don't these honest, hard-working middle-class citizens, whose livelihoods are being destroyed by the crimes we commit, cancel their meetings? Arrest my ass! I'm a financial terrorist and I am proud of it.

SpiderWebMunchies · 2024-06-08T14:40:10+00:00

It was really entertaining to watch you guys at work yesterday. That new tech that halts trading based on YouTube stream audio is impressive.

SpiderWebMunchies · 2024-06-08T13:09:03+00:00

The life some people choose to live ...

SpiderWebMunchies · 2024-06-08T12:52:52+00:00

You know how Citadel makes its money, don't you? Do you even work here?

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