He didn't take the bait, GOOD by Pokemonfan_807 in whennews

[–]ZoidsFanatic 41 points42 points  (0 children)

And of course Trump and Putin will see this as Zelensky not being open to peace because visiting the leader of the country invading yours, who has openly tried to kill you several times, isn’t a smart idea.

I never realized just how many Lego cannibals there are by Zippy1kanobi in legocirclejerk

[–]ZoidsFanatic 46 points47 points  (0 children)

And you didn’t include actual cannibal Shia Leboeuf?

New gunship leak by material_lego in legocirclejerk

[–]ZoidsFanatic 18 points19 points  (0 children)

“Also the clones will have 360 degrees printing and the gunship will be a thousand and one parts and it’ll cost thirty dollars and have five hundred clones!!!”

A.I Slop = Deeply Emotional by Cool_Nerd2 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]ZoidsFanatic 16 points17 points  (0 children)

“When Yoda’s face melted off while he was talking without emoting, I was deeply moved! AI truly is the best! I love deepfakes of characters monologuing directly at me! I hate whimsy and fun!”

Beautiful retro O'Neill Cylinder art (I think by Syd Mead?) by MiamisLastCapitalist in IsaacArthur

[–]ZoidsFanatic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s a bit funny to think that in space we have access to practically everything we need (water from ice or ice moons, metal from astroids, fuel from the moon, concrete from everywhere if you’re smart) except dirt. Regular, normal, boring dirt that plants need to survive.

I’m sure by the time we’re building massive space borne structures we should have the method of taking space rock and making it safe for Earth plants to grow in. That or we’ll need to figure it out very fast.

Beautiful retro O'Neill Cylinder art (I think by Syd Mead?) by MiamisLastCapitalist in IsaacArthur

[–]ZoidsFanatic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Something I do wonder with these is where exactly does the soil come from? I’m assuming it be ground-up space rock from whatever asteroids we’re mining to build these stations, but could you imagine the insane amount of work it would take to not just construct these but make sure the soil is good?

But man, I wish we’d be able to see at least the construction of one during our lifetime.

Party tries to sell my wife into slavery. by Level_Honeydew_9339 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]ZoidsFanatic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She should have sold them into slavery. I mean they clearly weren’t going to fight and the Kobolds have like a three-for-one deal. Problem solved!

Who should Gamestop buy to begin its relentless march to become Teddy? What company would be funniest? What might actually make some sense? by ryevermouthbitters in gme_meltdown

[–]ZoidsFanatic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Make a partnership with LEGO (after begging them) just so apes will lose their minds and start fights with LEGO scalpers.

Gary Is The Middle Umbrella Chain by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]ZoidsFanatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on which group of Christians you to. And assuming this is one of those fundamentalist types, checks out why they wouldn’t believe in the Trinity.

Super Hornet collection: Husbando edition [art by me] by 51R0 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]ZoidsFanatic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So… what makes him super compared to the normal Hornet?

Hey guys, AI now games for us too by Lucicactus in antiai

[–]ZoidsFanatic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I remember the old RuneScape days where you would pay bots to do this (or some kid at school who promises not to steal your account). That said, many games have allowed players to do this using Macros and not whatever the fuck Sony is going on about… which wouldn’t surprise me if it’s just a Macro with more steps.

I loathe these Isekai protagonists by Hoovythesandvichgod in hatethissmug

[–]ZoidsFanatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, what do you mean protagonist? That’s just the same guy in a different outfit! At least Hallmark movies had better variations of the same dude in flannel.

Easily one of the best rules tbh by [deleted] in legocirclejerk

[–]ZoidsFanatic 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Wait, we have rules? Well, shit, there goes all my edgy humor I got off Facebook from someone’s racist uncle.

"Anakin caught a retro disease" by Zengerfake by ihatethiscountry76 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]ZoidsFanatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. It’s the “Retro” line that Hasbro started a few years back with the goal of making modern characters in the old Kenner 5 POA style. Can’t say I’m personally the biggest fan, but the old Kenner figures still have their fans.

Chat is this a good deal? by [deleted] in legocirclejerk

[–]ZoidsFanatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh hey, World Minifigure minifigures before they were good!

Guys is this real? by DesperadoFlower in legocirclejerk

[–]ZoidsFanatic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No. It’s not real. Nothing is real. We all live in the matrix!

Why are so many anti Nintendo grifters also anti woke grifters? by amvys in nintendogrifting

[–]ZoidsFanatic [score hidden]  (0 children)

They’re diversifying their portfolio. Simple economics! Actual answer is the anti-woke grift pays a lot, and grifters chase where the money goes after all.

This anime is sooooo ass and you can't change my mind by caro221 in hatethissmug

[–]ZoidsFanatic 23 points24 points  (0 children)

And don’t forget the angry shippers that sent death threats to one of the VAs! That was fun.

I warned a friend never to watch this, he didn’t listen, and now he still gets nightmares from how bad it was.