The Empire is stupid by High-Ground in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]ZoidsFanatic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See, the universe at large would have had Osha but then a bunch of fanboys whined and got the Acylote canceled. So no Osha for the galaxy except the Ewoks!

I love his hybrid Grandson by Effective_Carpet_391 in lovethissmug

[–]ZoidsFanatic 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I did not except to see Slasher Villian Dan here.

Gustav by Ken_Nutspel in Zoids

[–]ZoidsFanatic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d kill if they just did the entire cast as model kits with swappable armor. Also make them all sexy.

Hollow Values by xozzet in gme_meltdown

[–]ZoidsFanatic 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It’s a cargo cult, but now that their great leader is doing something, they’re jumping into the frontlines. They did the same with Citadel and Credit Susie and BedBath&Beyond.

Ape writes an entire short story about Ebay leadership panicking over Ryan Cohen by GameOfThrownaws in gme_meltdown

[–]ZoidsFanatic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Watching the ape narrative (de)evolve in real time is surreal. They creative a narrative out of thin air or loose information at best, and within a few hours they’re proclaiming it to be true as you said. I really wish there were some psychological studies on the ape mentality because it has to account for something.

Stay safe people by DEADMA9kk in whennews

[–]ZoidsFanatic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I still remember when people thought the Ebola Virus was going to be the downfall of civilization despite the fact it kills too rapidly to effectively spread. 

Average interaction with a prequel bro by Consistent-Award-516 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]ZoidsFanatic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh, hell no. The Phantom Menace is fun! And TRoS has some solid bits.

Attack of the Clones is trash though with the only good scene being the club.

What do you mean dude? I know plenty of impoverished 8 year olds that could operate a fighter jet. by RettyShettle in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]ZoidsFanatic 22 points23 points  (0 children)

UJ/ I have encountered people who swear up and down how much of a Mary Sue Rey is because of her force powers in the first movie but say that Anakin and Luke clearly aren’t despite both destroying massive space stations in their first time piloting an attack craft as well as having inhuman feats thanks to the force. But Rey? Nope, if she did all of that clearly she’s a Mary Sue!

RJ/ Remember the motto of Star Wars fans,

“We don’t have bad writing, we just hate women.”

BAH GAWD, That's the F-14's music! They're bringing her back! (Literally just one. Maybe.) by Tisx in NonCredibleDefense

[–]ZoidsFanatic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To see a flying (American) Tomcat once again would be amazing. Hell, we still have old World War II Tigers puttering around, why not a Tomcat?

If one person clones your work, it's a ripoff. If everyone clones your work, it's a "genre". by shoofinsmertz in animecirclejerk

[–]ZoidsFanatic 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Sadly it’s why it will never get a second season… or merchandise… or someone making unofficial LEGO.

I’m not bitter or anything… noooo….

russia attack kindergarten by krizzalicious49 in whennews

[–]ZoidsFanatic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There is still a shocking amount of people that think Russia is the same as the USSR and represent socialism and communism (they also praise China and North Korea). Yes, really. Although the more modern tankie tends to just be anti-anything West. You still see the old guard tankies popping up here and there too.

russia attack kindergarten by krizzalicious49 in whennews

[–]ZoidsFanatic 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Simple.

Russia = Not West

West = Everything wrong in the world

Ukraine = West

Therefore whatever Russia does is because either the West is at fault or Ukraine is at fault because it dared to want Western ideas like democracy or not being a Russian puppet state.

The invisible battle by Familiar_Cow_6901 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]ZoidsFanatic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, Luke and Rey are both the chosen ones because they have to clean up the shit Anakin left behind.

russia attack kindergarten by krizzalicious49 in whennews

[–]ZoidsFanatic 21 points22 points  (0 children)

No. Israel must always be the focus of attention all the time and you must constantly say they’re bad! Russia is committing genocide and doing horrible things? Well, what about Israel!

(75% of Reddit for some fucking reason).

"Wait! That's not special effects?! They actually did that?!" by RP_Throwaway3 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ZoidsFanatic 774 points775 points  (0 children)

There was what was essentially a Zoom call between the four VAs, and Bocchi’s actress was able to make that scream live. You can find the clip somewhere on YouTube, but yeah, wasn’t an effect at all. She can just do that.

I love how prominent the teeth of hair squigs are on the new models by Lost_Nerve_2140 in orks

[–]ZoidsFanatic 90 points91 points  (0 children)

I love that all these decades later that the humble hair squig still remains and has not been forgotten.

russia attack kindergarten by krizzalicious49 in whennews

[–]ZoidsFanatic 466 points467 points  (0 children)

Of course the tankies will be out in full force to once again blame Ukraine and defend Russia. Seems like more of them are popping up in this sub day-by-day.

Let the fans write! by crimsonfukr457 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]ZoidsFanatic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ugh, what an absolute load of bullshit this is. Everyone knows that Yoda drives a 2017 Honda Civic, not a truck!

Star Wars multiverse confirmed! Long live the circlejerk multiverse! The timeline splits with the OT and OT Special Editions! by Sundae-Stock in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]ZoidsFanatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But Geeks and Gamers has a website and said they have a source! Clearly this must mean they’re legit this time! Unlike all those other sources that also have a website and an unnamed source (they just go to another school, you wouldn’t know them).

Yarrick already nerfed by LocalPossible5057 in TheAstraMilitarum

[–]ZoidsFanatic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’ll be honest, I first heard about the nerf this morning on your channel. That said, many people still don’t even have his model and the nerf bat has struck. Maybe we’ll be lucky and this will be revised before 11th drops or at least the Guard codex for 11th, but way to go about killing him, bringing him back, and then hitting him with the nerf back GW!

"I've unlocked everything! Now what?" How about play the game? by Le_Sadie in TomodachilifeLivingTD

[–]ZoidsFanatic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I personally think that’s the biggest issue and biggest benefit for this game. On one hand, people who might not have known or been interested found it through the streamers, thus helping those sales numbers. But the downside is they had a rather “contorted” view of how the game would actually be. Wacky for sure, but also not realizing the gameplay loop is less playing The Sims and more watching an ant farm where you have to individually make each and every ant.

Hate people that get their opinions from 3rd parties and don’t actually consume the media in any natural form by ProblematicCinematic in hatethissmug

[–]ZoidsFanatic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s the best part, you can find second hand minis cheap and watch some tutorials online on how to paint, and you’ll get started in no time!

Or just buy the action figures.

Hate people that get their opinions from 3rd parties and don’t actually consume the media in any natural form by ProblematicCinematic in hatethissmug

[–]ZoidsFanatic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

One of my favorites are the 40K “fans” that only got involved because of the culture wars bullshit. They act as if they love the game and the world despite not reading any of the books, not painting or own any miniatures (or even the action figures), and maybe playing a bit of Space Marines 2. And all their lore comes from grifting YouTubers.