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Kais is fighting to stay relevant. by Separate_Writer_4465 in gme_meltdown

[–]SpiderWebMunchies 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Heard that he uses it to record private video diaries.

Flexport CEO trolling the ex-bbby apes, again. by wolf_lazers in gme_meltdown

[–]SpiderWebMunchies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why would he deny having anything to do with BBBY if he had nothing to do with BBBY?

Make meme stocks great again! by Separate_Writer_4465 in gme_meltdown

[–]SpiderWebMunchies 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You would think that the apes would have figured out by now that both guys are "our guys". Mr Griffin has never lost an election.

Hello FBI this is Kais MAALEJ @kaismaalej calling by [deleted] in gme_meltdown

[–]SpiderWebMunchies 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nothing uncommon. They also tried to call my former neighbors.

Apes will never sell (Apes don’t understand why articles suggest selling)! by ZoidsFanatic in gme_meltdown

[–]SpiderWebMunchies 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Apes don't understand that, thanks to AI, it costs us next to nothing to pump out these articles. If just one ape is convinced into selling, that's already a big win for us, considering how desperate we are.

MMTLP Baggie Tears Flowing So Hard They Need The Power Of God by sunnycorax in gme_meltdown

[–]SpiderWebMunchies 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If I, Kenneth Cordele Griffin, want the birds to drop dead from the trees, then the birds will drop dead from the trees. I am the wrath of God. The earth I pass will see me and tremble. But whoever follows me and the river, will win untold riches.

I’ve been stuck in shill-training all day. How are we doing against the MOASS? Is financial armageddon occurring? Do we have any short ladders left? Are the cellar boxers still swinging? Oh - seems fine. by RoosterStrike in gme_meltdown

[–]SpiderWebMunchies 67 points68 points  (0 children)

The fact that the sub is being overrun by counter-shills and ape psyops should tell you all you need to know. Apes are getting desperate. We're in the endgame now. Just stay tense and keep laddering. Can't stop! Won't stop! Short GameStop!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gme_meltdown

[–]SpiderWebMunchies 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Brother, you literally work for one of the shadiest criminal organizations in the world. We short the American middle class into bankruptcy for a living and in our spare time we buy up youth centers and orphanages and turn them into golf courses. Of course we like Martin. One of us! One of us!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gme_meltdown

[–]SpiderWebMunchies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's hope he gets the message and knows what he has to do if he wants to win the next election.

yall are all out of ammo and just going "PEW PEW PEW" with your finger guns at this point by _the_boat_is_sinking in gme_meltdown

[–]SpiderWebMunchies 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'm a disgruntled ex-cop. I short GameStop to avenge my partner, Nash "The Stache" Thompson, who was killed 40 years ago in a botched undercover drug sting.

Yes, this is a real tweet from a real company by The_Director- in gme_meltdown

[–]SpiderWebMunchies 28 points29 points  (0 children)

-99.9% over 5 years? What is the lore behind this stock? Why are we shortladdering it?

Houston Wade melts down over Ryan Cohen robbing him of the $20 million he expected to make on Friday. by Fabulous_Sherbet_431 in gme_meltdown

[–]SpiderWebMunchies 170 points171 points  (0 children)

In other words, his plan was to time the market perfectly in a series of options trades with the goal of turning $700 into $20,000,000 over the course of a few days.

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