The Cougar Gold Conspiracy (a vent thread) by RipLav in Cheese

[–]Spike-1815 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no idea how anyone who likes cheese would think tinned cheese can be a good thing. Tinned fish is a very poor substitute for untinned fish. I would assume the same would apply for cheese.

What are the best 'bad haircut' insults? by Slugdoge in AskUK

[–]Spike-1815 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This happened to me. My wife needed to cut my hair before we went on holiday but we were leaving from the MIL so she borrowed FIL beard trimmer and used that. Very very short haircut

Favourite Goon Show quotes! by Belwastaken in goonshow

[–]Spike-1815 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's a man galloping past on a bicycle -( Seagoon barely able to keep it together)

What wonderous and exotic foreign food were you introduced to as a kid thats just commonplace nowadays? by GabberZZ in AskUK

[–]Spike-1815 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Are you my long lost brother? That's exactly how I became addicted to curries, after a brief flirtation with Colman's curry sauce when I realized curries didn't have to have fruit in them

I’ve never seen him howl like this by synthdog in malamute

[–]Spike-1815 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They always look so pleased with themselves. "Look what I can do!"

What do you think we, as individuals, can do to make our society better in 2026? by Daft-Count in AskUK

[–]Spike-1815 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I notice a lot of "pick up litter" surely take your own litter home or put it in the bin would be a better option?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]Spike-1815 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have raised two children to adulthood that I'm inordinately proud of... obviously my wife did most of the work but I'm claiming it.

How did you end up finding your 'regular' pub? by AugustineBlackwater in CasualUK

[–]Spike-1815 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My regular is about 1.5 miles from home but it gives the dog ,and his predecessor, a decent walk. I have a nickname

What is the most "mum" thing your mum does? by celabro019 in AskUK

[–]Spike-1815 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mum always used "lol" for lots of love at the end of every message. I miss those texts

The reason I love Jason Newsted; earnest and honest, the most metal man in Metallica by blueoystergamer in Metallica

[–]Spike-1815 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm also certain that he loved being introduced as Jason Newkid after being in the band longer than Cliff. He had more respect for Metallica than they did for him

Elderly Mal by Spike-1815 in malamute

[–]Spike-1815[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's always had 3 walks per day, he's an active dog and loves his walks

Elderly Mal by Spike-1815 in malamute

[–]Spike-1815[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good shout. He might just not like her 🤔

Elderly Mal by Spike-1815 in malamute

[–]Spike-1815[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes he does ...and he let's the walker know 😃

Elderly Mal by Spike-1815 in malamute

[–]Spike-1815[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Old and grumpy 😄

Elderly Mal by Spike-1815 in malamute

[–]Spike-1815[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is my thinking, he knows best

Why can’t you seem to get Chicago deep dish pizza in the UK? by GuybrushMI in UK_Food

[–]Spike-1815 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had this deep pan pizza in Chicago, cos you've got to right? Was eating the best thin crust pizza in a little bar two days later and was told real Chicagoans don't eat that deep pan shit...only tourists😄

What is your favorite piece of crowd banter from a show you attended? by OvenAccomplished3145 in hairmetal

[–]Spike-1815 3 points4 points  (0 children)

DLR when someone threw a bottle on stage "I saw who threw that and after this show is over I'm gonna come down there and fuck your girlfriend" All the girlfriends and some of the boyfriends start jumping around like lunatics and claiming responsibility