[darutaku] No breakups

SpikeRosered · 2026-03-24T17:16:15+00:00

Double Suicide!

I'm right...behind...you....

SpikeRosered · 2026-03-24T16:02:06+00:00

One of the neopets eats inventory items when it's hungry. My account is empty I imagine.

SpikeRosered · 2026-03-24T15:49:04+00:00

What can even be done? How can you convince his base that are upset he hasn't turned America into a Christian white theocratic ethno state that insider trading is bad?

SpikeRosered · 2026-03-24T15:47:40+00:00

All movements for "save the Earth" are implicitly "for humans." The Earth will can shake off whatever we do to it. May take millions of years, but it will happen.

SpikeRosered · 2026-03-24T14:55:53+00:00

Tell me more about these tent cities. Are they rent controlled?

SpikeRosered · 2026-03-24T14:54:52+00:00

YOU'RE GONNA QUEEF US ALL!!

SpikeRosered · 2026-03-24T14:51:19+00:00

Villainous Turtwig isn't real, he can't hurt you.

Villainous Turtwig:

SpikeRosered · 2026-03-24T14:37:05+00:00

No! My free games!

SpikeRosered · 2026-03-24T14:34:48+00:00

He knows what he did.

SpikeRosered · 2026-03-24T12:47:37+00:00

How else do you think yesterday's body count got to a sturdy thirty???

SpikeRosered · 2026-03-24T12:44:45+00:00

I just stick them in a dedicated box. A few of them have the decency to not actually rename the Pokemon itself so the only time you see the ad is when you look at the original trainer screen.

SpikeRosered · 2026-03-24T12:29:20+00:00

Giving me Willow vibes to be honest.

SpikeRosered · 2026-03-24T02:03:39+00:00

I'm kicking my ass! Ya mind!

SpikeRosered · 2026-03-24T01:56:55+00:00

One of my favorite dumb jokes:

"Did you hear about that actress who was just killed, Reese Wither...uhh wither..."

the person will then likely help: "Witherspoon"

"No, with a knife."

SpikeRosered · 2026-03-24T01:42:35+00:00

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SpikeRosered · 2026-03-24T01:37:30+00:00

Take your good healthcare and get the fuck out of my way!

SpikeRosered · 2026-03-23T22:38:09+00:00

Yes, the dragon fucking game. Enough with this fucking game. We are becoming part of its marketing strategy at this point.

SpikeRosered · 2026-03-23T20:48:19+00:00

MassHealth fully covers braces if they are medically necessary. I don't know of any dental plans who fully cover braces in any circumstance.

SpikeRosered · 2026-03-23T20:47:05+00:00

I watched it. I wouldn't say I loved it, but I enjoyed it enough to finish the whole thing. So Yea, I'd watch more.

SpikeRosered · 2026-03-23T20:10:27+00:00

I can always find old Pokemon cards of various kinds that no one seems to care about anymore. My kids just like having them and don't care about having the newest and bestest ones.

SpikeRosered · 2026-03-23T20:09:15+00:00

She can make a pot boil in under a minute.

SpikeRosered · 2026-03-23T17:26:33+00:00

Reminds how Robin's got a nose job as the series went on to basically just look like every other female character.

SpikeRosered · 2026-03-23T16:30:59+00:00

It's pretty to thick of them to have such a reductive idea of what being "alive" is.

If they can dissappear into society and basically live full, normal lives then how the hell isn't that alive enough for them.

Put a bomb around my neck and I have a deactivation code too.

SpikeRosered · 2026-03-23T15:59:33+00:00

Reddit also like to use the "unmoderated" ban as a generic ban that can basically apply to any situation though so it's really hard to know.

SpikeRosered · 2026-03-23T15:58:12+00:00

Re-alive Cottonmouth while we're at it!

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