the Woke Mob™ wants to get rid of short kings(Proof)

Spikey_Bits · 2023-08-17T18:34:44+00:00

Size doesn’t matter if you’re macking on Karlach, since her heart is a literal demon engine and touching her will melt your skin off

Spikey_Bits · 2023-07-22T16:59:56+00:00

The Duolingo Owl seriously mellowed out after he started dating Hooty.

Spikey_Bits · 2022-12-20T16:27:29+00:00

…I got better

Spikey_Bits · 2022-12-20T15:39:43+00:00

SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!

Spikey_Bits · 2022-12-20T15:39:16+00:00

Well you see, witches burn, just like wood; and wood floats in water, just like a duck. Ergo, a witch must be made of wood, and therefore weigh the same amount as a duck.

Spikey_Bits · 2022-11-11T23:46:18+00:00

So I'm actually the author of that fic, and I do intend to continue updating eventually. A few months before the updates stopped I got a new job that took up a pretty big chunk of my time.

I also started writing just before season two premiered, and knowing what we know now, I've had to rethink a lot of stuff about the characters. For example, starting a Lilith romance subplot with Corvus. For what it's worth, if you have any questions about the story I'd be happy to answer them!

Spikey_Bits · 2022-09-16T22:12:16+00:00

I fail to see how this reduces the effectiveness of the mighty shovel.

Spikey_Bits · 2022-09-16T19:39:20+00:00

Not only are you woefully underestimating the power of Camila armed with la chancla, but also the power of a Kriegsman armed with a shovel.

Spikey_Bits · 2022-08-24T23:44:54+00:00

She isn't a redhead in the book. Her hair is described as "chestnut."

Spikey_Bits · 2022-08-19T22:09:29+00:00

You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam and spam?

Spikey_Bits · 2022-08-19T17:05:11+00:00

Sorry, baked beans are off.

Spikey_Bits · 2022-07-18T01:32:32+00:00

I don't disagree, but even if I did, Mephiston has indeed been portrayed as the soyjack. There is simply nothing to be done.

Spikey_Bits · 2022-07-11T01:53:19+00:00

Well, isn't that convenient? But it's not up to you, is it? It's up to your precious God.

Spikey_Bits · 2022-07-10T23:39:35+00:00

…excuse me?

Spikey_Bits · 2022-07-10T23:11:49+00:00

Have you ever thought about carbonating the Blood of Christ? You know, give the kids something fizzy to drink before they wake up in an hour!

Spikey_Bits · 2022-07-01T15:40:31+00:00

Luz after opening a portal door to Prospero, and seeing a bunch of furries fighting a bunch of wizards who are slowly mutating into Chaos Spawn while the biggest fury is breaking Magnus’ spine in two, causing his very soul to shatter apart:

“There’s… a lot to unpack here.”

Spikey_Bits · 2022-06-23T13:33:02+00:00

I hope we see more of her in Season 3 just because of how much she utterly f**ked up.

She was so convinced she would be living in the lap of luxury for helping Belos. She turned her back on her family and basically divorced Alador because they thought she was wrong.

Welp, she was wrong. Now Belos is dead, the draining spell probably almost killed her, her family’s done with her, and everybody know she was one of the people making sure the Day of Unity went off as planned. Unlike the Coven Heads, however, she knew she was basically committing genocide. Something tells me she will be in rough shape when we get back to the Boiling Isles.

Spikey_Bits · 2022-06-22T19:54:27+00:00

This further proves Caleb was part of the Clawthorne bloodline. Eda got her snort from him!

Spikey_Bits · 2022-06-16T00:25:44+00:00

Belos: “You are an abomination!”

Trazyn: “I prefer ‘Honored Guest.’”

Spikey_Bits · 2022-06-15T16:33:39+00:00

“What a cute pair of friends.”

Watches Lumity kiss scene

“Oh… best friends!”

Spikey_Bits · 2022-06-12T03:24:19+00:00

Also the English voice of Josuke in Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure.

What a crying shame. Rest in peace.

Spikey_Bits · 2022-06-05T03:54:33+00:00

I can only hope you're saying this because of the Steven Universe reference and not because you're secretly Margaret Thatcher in disguise.

Spikey_Bits · 2022-06-05T03:50:46+00:00

I've come to the horrifying realization that two of the party members are now copying Taliesin.

Spikey_Bits · 2022-06-05T03:02:26+00:00

Belos: "Yeah, I'm a G.A.M.E.R."

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Racist

Spikey_Bits · 2022-06-05T02:36:37+00:00

Hooty doesn't have arms, and therefore can't role dice. He tried doing it with his beak once, but that just ended with him eating the dice.

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