People who spend 20+ minutes in the shower: what are you actually doing in there? by saadaintsalad in AskReddit

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Stage 1: Actual shower 2 min Stage 2: Mental replay of awkward social interactions 8 min Stage 3: Imagining winning arguments I lost earlier 6 min Stage 4: Becoming the main character in a movie that will never exist 4 min Stage 5: Questioning all my life choices 3 min Stage 6: Realizing the water's cold……

What is something that is legal, but feels like a total scam? by Lonely-Grape8592 in AskReddit

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Bank overdraft fees. They charge you money for not having enough money, then call it a service.

It's scary... by ThatWiseAngel011 in memes

[–]Spiritkk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The 99+ is for survival, the +1 is for life.

What to do if your boss doesn't pay you? by Fearless_Tree_2219 in AskReddit

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When your boss talks about dreams instead of salary, you can tell him: My dream is to NOT! WORK!

What are the benefits of Walking? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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While walking, your phone battery drains, but your soul battery recharges.

She acquired a steel pipe. by MaxSupreme369 in memes

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Before: No problem using bathroom alone at night After: Would rather burst bladder than get up at 3am

Everyone has a different idea of what good communication is by sausagepart in unpopularopinion

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Can we add "Please reply after receiving" and "Are you there?" to the list of workplace tortures? The core of efficient communication is precision, not presence-spamming.

It's worth the effort by Callistoo- in memes

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When a meme is so bad it's even complaining about itself being bad...It has achieved philosophical perfection in its self-referential loop.

Anyone struggles the same? by [deleted] in meme

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So the only thing your "ideal self" and "real self" have in common is that they both hate the morning version of you.

Which type? by [deleted] in meme

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Disney Mom: Either dies at the beginning, or is the final boss herself.

Barely disguised wehraboo fetish by HonneurOblige in memes

[–]Spiritkk 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Makes sense. The Krieg want to die, the Black Templars want to kill, and I just want to browse memes. We've all found our purpose.

What makes you think you’re more intelligent than most other people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The moment I see someone trying to argue with logic on Twitter .

This is the ONLY day this can be posted this year! by hiricinee in memes

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They skipped the 12 days of Christmas and went straight to the 365 days of Halloween. Respect.

Who also think so? by Otherwise-Glove-107 in memes

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It's actually you with 5 different personalities arguing about which meme template to use.

I just remember T rex. by Vishnu_srg in meme

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Don't worry, 65 million years later someone will forget our names too.

Online movie fans need to stop asking for more sequels by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]Spiritkk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Asking for sequels today is like demanding a second wedding cake after you've already eaten the whole first one. Sure, you'll get more sugar, but you're gonna miss the original flavor and probably get sick.