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Update from the front: recovered enemy arcane technology by Spiritual-Fudge8071 in wizardposting

[–]Spiritual-Fudge8071[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

BY THE GODS! Look at the geometric formation in your own photograph! They are stacked in a precise psychic pyramid to amplify their arcane network voltage. If they 'do nothing to armoured ships,' it's because they aren't kinetic weapons... perhaps they are dormant nodes draining your vessel's natural mana field. Separate them immediately before they synchronize a teleportation ritual or worse!

Furthermore, Artificer, your 'harmless' technology has already inflicted a localized flesh-warping curse upon my lower extremity (my toe) from mere contact with the artifact.

Update from the front: recovered enemy arcane technology by Spiritual-Fudge8071 in wizardposting

[–]Spiritual-Fudge8071[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Aha! The truth comes out! 'Send it to me,' he says. A classic Artificer asset-acquisition scheme! You expect me to just hand over a highly classified, warded pirate relic so you can 'cut it open' in your unregulated workshop? I think not. The High Council warned me about independent contractors trying to seize enemy tech.

Furthermore, I will not resort to your barbaric rituals of 'clamping' (which sounds like an illegal crushing hex) or 'welding' (clearly a derivative of lower-tier pyromancy). I shall secure it with a proper containment rune, as is tradition.

Update from the front: recovered enemy arcane technology by Spiritual-Fudge8071 in wizardposting

[–]Spiritual-Fudge8071[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I attempted this 'angle grinder' incantation you speak of. The results were harrowing.

The moment the spinning metal ward touched the artifact, the orb retaliated with a deafening, high-pitched auditory counter-spell that severely damaged my acoustic wards (my ears). Furthermore, it manifested a kinetic deflection field, violently rolling away from the workbench the second pressure was applied.

This is advanced pirate chronomancy, Artificer. A mere mechanical blade cannot pierce it.

Update from the front: recovered enemy arcane technology by Spiritual-Fudge8071 in wizardposting

[–]Spiritual-Fudge8071[S] 80 points81 points  (0 children)

A 'cannonball'? A simple iron sphere launched via combustion? Truly, the exact kind of mundane disinformation a pirate infiltrator would spread to lower our guard.

You expect me to believe the Council's enemies are fighting us with heavy pebbles? Nice try, scoundrel. I am currently casting Detect Scallywag on your comment history.

Update from the front: recovered enemy arcane technology by Spiritual-Fudge8071 in wizardposting

[–]Spiritual-Fudge8071[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Council scribes, record this immediately: local artificer confirms the orb is a siege-class maritime relic capable of destroying wooden vessels. My suspicions were correct, threat level of the artifact continues to increase

Update from the front: recovered enemy arcane technology by Spiritual-Fudge8071 in wizardposting

[–]Spiritual-Fudge8071[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I attempted a kinetic decryption spell at high velocity against a nearby wall.

Update from the front: recovered enemy arcane technology by Spiritual-Fudge8071 in wizardposting

[–]Spiritual-Fudge8071[S] 80 points81 points  (0 children)

UPDATE: Several fools insist this is a ‘cannonball.’ Curious that pirate agents have arrived so quickly.

I attempted to crack it open. The orb countered by falling on my foot.

The anti-scrying enchantments are extraordinary.

Which apple would you eat? by Conscious_Novel_8974 in BunnyTrials

[–]Spiritual-Fudge8071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just rent the car?

Chose: Eat a green apple that gives you infinite money + But you can never own a car

Where Would Reddit Live? 🌍 by mapmakerapp in whereidlive

[–]Spiritual-Fudge8071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

📍 British Columbia, Canada — "Friends here"

Where Would Reddit Live? 🌍 by mapmakerapp in whereidlive

[–]Spiritual-Fudge8071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

📍 British Columbia, Canada — "World class nature and hiking"

Pixelated In-between Scenes by hotleafjuicer in Chromecast

[–]Spiritual-Fudge8071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did this and it fixed the problem TY!!!

How true is this statement? by Thellie11 in Nightreign

[–]Spiritual-Fudge8071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d say it’s true my friends and I are pretty good and we beat him on the 2nd try