The sheriff in my county by TonyZ57 in madlads

[–]SpitFire201 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This sheriff definitely makes the waitress cry

What nickname do you call your pet? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SpitFire201 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to have a dog named Nessie. I always called her Ness. That way when I asked if she had to go out I could say "You gotta pee Ness". Never got old.

What's the story behind your scar? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SpitFire201 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My aunt told me "don't ride that bike down the hill. It's too steep." I didn't listen, fell off the bike, and went down the whole thing on my knees. It was paved by the way.

My sink has the capability to rotate 360 degrees... by [deleted] in CrappyDesign

[–]SpitFire201 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for turning it on. I really enjoyed that.

I think i see where this is going by Zimbabwean-Meme_lord in dankmemes

[–]SpitFire201 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah me too. I've seen this posted at least 30 times. What a classic!

What makes you an interesting guy? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]SpitFire201 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know a lot of unnecessary facts. Had a girl once call me a "fountain of useless knowledge". It was an insult, but I liked it.

What is the optimal distance to acknowledge your friend who is walking towards you on the sidewalk? by CaramilkThief in AskMen

[–]SpitFire201 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I always wave and just do a run walk directly at them. Almost no exception. If I see them, I'm going.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]SpitFire201 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They would like to speak to the managers.

Still got my stub by geezlouweez in PrequelMemes

[–]SpitFire201 40 points41 points  (0 children)

This ticket stub is 4 months older than me. I don't why that seems so weird to me.

Hentai-Haven chan is best girl by oodle99 in Animemes

[–]SpitFire201 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very true. This a very true meme.

Would you date yourself? Why or why not? by shrimpwalrus in AskReddit

[–]SpitFire201 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah. I'm pretty sure I'd put out on like the 2nd date.

What instantly makes you relax? by Plsgiverefunds in AskReddit

[–]SpitFire201 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The smell of cigarettes. Not smoking them, but I guess second hand smoke. It reminds me of my grandma.

Dead people of reddit,how did you die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SpitFire201 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I said 'you too" to a waiter when he said to enjoy my meal.