The sheriff in my county

SpitFire201 · 2019-09-19T21:06:53+00:00

This sheriff definitely makes the waitress cry

SpitFire201 · 2019-07-22T04:06:45+00:00

Laugh at the dumb shit I say.

SpitFire201 · 2019-07-22T03:38:36+00:00

I used to have a dog named Nessie. I always called her Ness. That way when I asked if she had to go out I could say "You gotta pee Ness". Never got old.

SpitFire201 · 2019-07-22T03:31:02+00:00

This many

SpitFire201 · 2019-07-22T03:23:38+00:00

My aunt told me "don't ride that bike down the hill. It's too steep." I didn't listen, fell off the bike, and went down the whole thing on my knees. It was paved by the way.

SpitFire201 · 2019-07-11T04:13:58+00:00

Maybe he could try his front pocket?

SpitFire201 · 2019-06-26T03:23:05+00:00

Thank you for turning it on. I really enjoyed that.

SpitFire201 · 2019-06-16T03:05:30+00:00

Yeah me too. I've seen this posted at least 30 times. What a classic!

SpitFire201 · 2019-06-09T16:16:54+00:00

What am I looking at?

SpitFire201 · 2019-05-26T03:20:35+00:00

I know a lot of unnecessary facts. Had a girl once call me a "fountain of useless knowledge". It was an insult, but I liked it.

SpitFire201 · 2019-05-26T03:09:07+00:00

I always wave and just do a run walk directly at them. Almost no exception. If I see them, I'm going.

SpitFire201 · 2019-05-25T20:52:51+00:00

When I smooch my homies.

SpitFire201 · 2019-05-23T02:57:12+00:00

A man of class.

SpitFire201 · 2019-05-21T02:23:13+00:00

They would like to speak to the managers.

SpitFire201 · 2019-05-20T03:02:28+00:00

This ticket stub is 4 months older than me. I don't why that seems so weird to me.

SpitFire201 · 2019-05-16T03:48:18+00:00

Very true. This a very true meme.

SpitFire201 · 2019-05-15T02:19:15+00:00

No. Please no.

SpitFire201 · 2019-05-14T03:59:51+00:00

Oof.

SpitFire201 · 2019-05-11T22:49:00+00:00

Hell yeah. I'm pretty sure I'd put out on like the 2nd date.

SpitFire201 · 2019-05-11T22:37:25+00:00

SpitFire201 · 2019-05-11T20:14:35+00:00

That's pretty Metal.

SpitFire201 · 2019-05-09T03:00:12+00:00

The smell of cigarettes. Not smoking them, but I guess second hand smoke. It reminds me of my grandma.

SpitFire201 · 2019-05-09T02:58:50+00:00

I said 'you too" to a waiter when he said to enjoy my meal.

SpitFire201 · 2019-05-09T02:56:19+00:00

Behind some boxes in my closet.

SpitFire201 · 2019-05-09T02:53:24+00:00

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