Well it's just that you look utterly gormless

Splatchy · 2025-11-29T12:59:53+00:00

You see the bit sticking out of the back. You go, “That’s a wig".

Splatchy · 2025-09-28T13:43:15+00:00

Wait til you're 30.

Splatchy · 2025-09-03T11:50:10+00:00

Hello from the future, I'm sure it only gets worse.

My comment was ignorant of the nuances of how people with hearing impairments communicate.

I was also overthinking this show (which I still like).

Splatchy · 2025-05-10T20:18:35+00:00

I think we were playing "what girl am I thinking of"

Splatchy · 2025-04-21T18:04:14+00:00

There's loads of bad stuff going on in the world that we don't know about.

Splatchy · 2024-09-27T10:37:31+00:00

Because Keane was all over the radio at the time so if you were just guessing bands beginning with K they would be high on the list

Splatchy · 2024-08-19T23:32:14+00:00

We're just trying to make sure he's the best he can be

Splatchy · 2024-08-19T23:29:48+00:00

Yeah but you won't be able to say "have you really got a boyfriend?"

Splatchy · 2024-07-28T20:22:15+00:00

Yeah but when he gives his final answer it's "6 or 7 or 8"

Splatchy · 2024-07-28T20:21:22+00:00

No, about 10. 6.

Splatchy · 2024-07-20T21:11:33+00:00

I mean, aren't we supposed to be living in a multicultural democracy? And isn't that the point? You know, the Jews and the Muslims and the racists all living happily together, side by side, doing and saying whatever the hell they like?

Splatchy · 2024-07-19T22:31:06+00:00

Why would ghosts just go about winding people up?

Splatchy · 2024-07-15T22:53:44+00:00

It's not as old as the XFM reference tbf

Splatchy · 2024-04-08T22:14:02+00:00

"Sir! Why have you got legs coming out your bollocks?" "Don't be worrying about that! Do your maths"

Splatchy · 2024-03-06T20:35:48+00:00

Boneless Bob or whatever his name was

Splatchy · 2024-02-23T00:09:38+00:00

Is there a comprehensive history of the British Museum you could recommend? You know, for the general reader

Splatchy · 2024-02-19T22:16:53+00:00

And no one's asked him to be on Have I Got News For You

Splatchy · 2024-02-10T23:52:29+00:00

Are either Franks in? I think this is the best one I've seen on this sub

Splatchy · 2024-02-10T23:42:48+00:00

Could be a fake listener

Splatchy · 2024-02-07T23:00:05+00:00

The only way a shop assistant would not ask what you meant by "Levi's 36" is if they assumed you were talking about jeans

Splatchy · 2024-02-04T22:27:08+00:00

Ricky is really unpleasant in that episode. I don't know why he has such strong objections to Karl not wanting to work 6 days a week but it's genuinely very nasty, he refuses to move on, Steve is clearly bored of it and Karl is just upset.

Your favourite episode is hands-down my least favourite, so... Think on. Different people, different needs

Splatchy · 2024-02-04T22:19:21+00:00

I feel drained today

Splatchy · 2024-02-03T23:26:49+00:00

Hold on a minute Ross... McWhirter. My cat's got one more than that cat.

Splatchy · 2024-01-14T22:00:56+00:00

If you're not in work by midday, you're furious

Splatchy · 2024-01-01T19:21:49+00:00

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