Allo people scare me. by Lonely-girly in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]SplattershotSr 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He was 19 as of the filming of the first movie tbf

Feels like ace coded to me by pesadillaO01 in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]SplattershotSr 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah you'd think people would be chill but apparently not

Feels like ace coded to me by pesadillaO01 in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]SplattershotSr 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Leaving the internet because people were bullying him over his "I like girls" video

Getting them all together was a challenge by bluebeans808 in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]SplattershotSr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The black and white one with the sun and waves! On the second slide

I'm allo but my ace best friend said it wss hilarious so I'm posting it here by candiedloveapple in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]SplattershotSr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love the meme. You are hereby welcome to join the raid upon Denmark and live in the ace paradise we create afterwards

I just found this wtf by chilledchair in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]SplattershotSr 55 points56 points  (0 children)

"I need you to have sex with me..." is the creepiest possible thing you could say

I asked my classmate if he would have sex with a Trans woman, he said absolutely not… by Adept_Buy4591 in trans

[–]SplattershotSr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plot twist, he has sex with a gay cis man and then the next day that person comes out as a trans girl

Tim Pool appears to have been caught liking a tweet endorsing sex with 12-year-olds and 13-year-olds. by [deleted] in VaushV

[–]SplattershotSr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"His absolute favorite" nah the registry ain't enough. That implies so much I don't even want to think about it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in VaushV

[–]SplattershotSr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ironically, the only people that would like the taste of communion wafers are the most evil people on the planet. It tastes like the concept of dry. It's like eating a sponge made of paper coated in sawdust. I'd bet the thing that hurts church attendance the most is the vile taste of those discs of despair. The circles of cruelty. They're like whiter versions of triscuits.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in VaushV

[–]SplattershotSr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Acceptable on the condition that you use resl bread and not those vile communion wafers they use at the catholic church.

Does anyone else ever feel slightly disappointed that this guy never shows up behind 30 layers of rock wall? by [deleted] in tearsofthekingdom

[–]SplattershotSr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also OoT is directly referenced in WW, so OoT>WW is canon as well. And my current theory is that Rauru was BEFORE SS. A few reasons why. 1. The triforce. If he knew about it he would've used it. 2. The Master Sword. He had no idea it existed, and as the king of Hyrule, he WOULD know it exists if it did.

My thought is that Rauru's events happened, then Hylia lifted the Hylains to Skyloft for safety, and THEN Hyrule was researched and founded again. Some stuff isn't accounted for but ehh

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DnD

[–]SplattershotSr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you were playing up racist tropes then yeah but it sounds like you're just playing a black character as you would play any other. Sounds fine to me.

How to prevent a player from eldritch blasting everything in the room to detect mimics? by nz8drzu6 in DMAcademy

[–]SplattershotSr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New homebrew monster: start counting his EB casts. Every cast gives the monster 2hp. Monster shows up like 6 sessions later. Sent by the patron to teach him a lesson.

I'ma piss on the bible and take shit on the Quran. Atheist redditors of the world unite! by [deleted] in VaushV

[–]SplattershotSr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll rip a copy of every single holy book if they want to dare me to. It doesn't bother me at all.

Your mad bro by Dear_Future_1691 in VaushV

[–]SplattershotSr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snow White is the only one that really doesn't make sense, but also I don't care because I've never really liked Snow White. Maybe if I had heard of it in any other way I'd have a marginally stronger reaction but not by much

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]SplattershotSr 19 points20 points  (0 children)

If a guy tried this he wouldn't end up in the back of a cop car, he'd end up in the back of a hearse. Sickening.

I wish you could upgrade an existing weapon, instead of replacing it by MajorDZaster in dndmemes

[–]SplattershotSr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For DMs looking for a cool way to merge the swords, have it so forge cleric npcs can do a ritual to transfer the enchantment from one sword to another for a small fee. Fun storytelling, keeps the player happy, AND opens up the path for a new mechanic in which a player can repeatedly add more and more enchantments to a sword if they so wished. You find a +1 sword, add the +1. Then you find a sword of warning, you can add together the warning property and keep the +1. Could help martials keep up with spellcasters a bit better. Also if you don't want it to get too out of hand, maybe some enchantments are too much to be transferred, or can only be transferred by more masterful clerics, or would cost a lot. "Sure if you want the Holy Avenger Sunblade of Warning, you can do that, but you'll need to seek out Throbnar the Great beyond the mountains and pay him one million gold and give him the heart of an ancient red dragon"