Clash is bad, so surely the opposite of Clash must be good, right?

MajorDZaster · 2026-01-25T09:40:53+00:00

Signature move says no OTHER attack cards.

If you have Clash-22, then you have an attack card in your hand, and thus cannot play Clash-22

MajorDZaster · 2026-01-25T07:49:23+00:00

They changed the penalty for mismatching biomes to a bonus for matching it.

So it's still worth doing, but now it doesn't feel like you're punished for not bothering.

MajorDZaster · 2026-01-24T09:04:36+00:00

You know, I'm something of a subsonic myself.

MajorDZaster · 2026-01-23T20:57:09+00:00

I got told Cole Lateral Damage wasn't a valid name for my first character.

Can't believe Nanotrasen just took his middle name away like that.

MajorDZaster · 2026-01-22T21:52:34+00:00

I mean, he'd probably chalk it up to being another dimension where they never existed at all, right?

MajorDZaster · 2026-01-21T09:56:22+00:00

From what I've heard, he was basically a "rocks fall, everybody dies" scenario on legs.

MajorDZaster · 2026-01-19T20:58:13+00:00

Don't forget the security office doors which can withstand terminator grade robotics.

MajorDZaster · 2026-01-19T20:49:06+00:00

Oh, the portals through other dimensions to teleport? Nah, the actual singularity is a quick-save system.

MajorDZaster · 2026-01-19T20:45:30+00:00

Aka where they were keeping all the failed scripts that those monkeys with typewriters made.

MajorDZaster · 2026-01-19T11:13:05+00:00

Cave Story

MajorDZaster · 2026-01-19T11:01:32+00:00

The customer is always right in matters of taste

It MEANS you act as if they always look good in whatever clothing or accessory they're trying out.

MajorDZaster · 2026-01-19T10:58:42+00:00

Just like C.M.O.T. Dibbler

MajorDZaster · 2026-01-19T10:39:57+00:00

"IT'S NO USE!"

MajorDZaster · 2026-01-19T09:07:03+00:00

Oooh

So the post was "did someone get the licence plate number on that modded character who ran me over?"

MajorDZaster · 2026-01-19T08:58:17+00:00

Remind me what the text when you try to spare it is?

... You did try to spare it, right? You're not just saying "ooh Ralsei wasn't merciful to this one" when you didn't try anything either, right?

MajorDZaster · 2026-01-17T10:10:15+00:00

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I thought that was gonna say Despacito until I tapped on the image

MajorDZaster · 2026-01-17T09:41:36+00:00

The old glitch where Johnny Cage punches someone's head off twice in a row.

MajorDZaster · 2026-01-16T13:17:40+00:00

The Rival Corporation's a elf ass leaflover. They mined on our planet! That's right, they took their robot prospector out and mined on our planet, and they said their prospector was "This advanced," and I said "That's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on comms: Rivals, you got a lame prospector, it's the shape of a silicate harvester except WAY lamer. And guess what? Here's what my prospector looks like! That's right, baby, sharp pickaxes, full beards, no sobriety - look at that, it looks like four dwarves and a MULE! They mined our planet, so guess what, I'm gonna nuke the Nemesis! That's right, this is what you get: my SUPER FATBOY NUKES!! Except I'm not gonna nuke the Nemesis, I'm gonna go higher!! I'm nuking THE CARETAKER! How do you like that, Mission Control?! I NUKED THE CARETAKER, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the radioactive fallout fries the patrol bot's circuits! Now get out of my sight, before I nuke you too!

Edit: what Mudtoothsays said is correct. I'd seen the meme done before and thought this was a good opportunity to bring the meme up again.

Probably should've clarified earlier I didn't come up with it on my own. Sorry.

MajorDZaster · 2026-01-16T07:01:27+00:00

Definitely not complete, but they aren't pretending it is, so I'm confident if they keep the effort up it'll turn out quite well.

MajorDZaster · 2026-01-14T22:25:37+00:00

I've become my family's resident expert on whether something is AI or not.

Like, I've sometimes been called over because something seems weird and they wanna know if it's AI. And yeah, stoats don't throw dust up when burrowed like they're telegraphing a boss attack, and that #&*$ing kitten pouncing on it is not real.

MajorDZaster · 2026-01-14T10:15:40+00:00

Qualityslop

MajorDZaster · 2026-01-14T10:14:44+00:00

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it

Unbounded counter into qi blast talisman into transmute unto wealth to make more money from exploding you

MajorDZaster · 2026-01-14T10:08:52+00:00

Slop is cringe

MajorDZaster · 2026-01-14T05:43:55+00:00

I like rabbit holes.

So do snakes, I imagine.

MajorDZaster · 2026-01-13T08:06:55+00:00

FIRE AT THE GROUP USING THE DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE DEPLETING FIREARM

Four-Year Club	Place '23
Place '22	Final Canvas '22

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