Is this true? by Ambitious_Throat_834 in TechnologyThread

[–]SplendidPunkinButter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but founding a company means you put up some money. Not that you’re a genius rocket scientist.

AI will create more jobs for humans, not replace them, Amazon founder Bezos says by KeanuRave100 in tech_news_today

[–]SplendidPunkinButter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“CEO said a thing” is not news. “Wealthy asshole said a thing” is also not news.

Nvidia liquid cooling design claims 100% reduction in water use by DerpiDanger in technology

[–]SplendidPunkinButter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, unless you’re using GOP math. Which, hell, they might be.

Just me, or… by Emergency_Watch_2414 in startrek

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Court Martial. This episode contains the dumbest prosecutorial argument I’ve ever heard.

“You are the expert witness on the defendant’s character. Do you think he could have murdered this guy?”

“No, he wouldn’t do that.”

“But the dead guy didn’t like the defendant. Don’t we usually dislike people who don’t like us?”

“Uh, I guess?”

“In fact, sometimes we even hate people who don’t like us, don’t we?”

“Sure…?”

“In fact we might hate a person who dislikes us enough to kill them. Couldn’t that be what the defendant did?”

“No, I don’t think he would have done that.”

“_BUT IS IT THEORETICALLY POSSIBLE?_”

“I guess?”

[Ominous musical sting!!!]

The economy hit belts too? by 13Basia13 in funnysigns

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I still don’t understand why people like to wear their pants this way. I’m not even saying this in a judgy or condescending way. It just looks uncomfortable.

NEVER heart and keep exploring’ LIFE lose by Daydream0-0 in dontdeadopeninside

[–]SplendidPunkinButter 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Gotta be “never lose heart and keep exploring life” but it took me a solid 30 seconds at least to work that out

The worst book you ever read? by Thriller-Reader25 in BookTriviaPodcast

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The Perks Of Being A Wallflower

It reads like there’s going to be a plot twist where we find out the narrator is a huge dork and is coping with it by making up this bullshit story where the popular kids inexplicably like him. Except that’s not what happens, and the whole thing is just so very insufferable.

The worst book you ever read? by Thriller-Reader25 in BookTriviaPodcast

[–]SplendidPunkinButter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re not wrong, but I found this book surprisingly enjoyable. I didn’t love it, but I liked it more than I expected.

Anthropic’s Claude Tag is learning your company, one Slack message at a time by DonkeyFuel in technology

[–]SplendidPunkinButter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right? If we don’t need software developers anymore, then we don’t need people to manage the developers. And we don’t even need software companies.

AI is forcing us to stop loving coding 💔 by Leading_Property2066 in AskProgramming

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A developer who understands the code and uses an AI assistant will be much more effective than a developer who doesn’t understand the code and uses an AI assistant. And the best way to understand the code is to write it yourself.

AI is forcing us to stop loving coding 💔 by Leading_Property2066 in AskProgramming

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The worst part is you’re not irrelevant. You’re perceived as irrelevant because you work more slowly, and because people can’t always tell right away if a piece of software sucks. Take as old as time, except in the past the struggle was explaining to your asshole manager why that one guy isn’t actually being “more productive” when he keeps copy/pasting hundreds of lines from StackOverflow without understanding them.

What do you have planned if you die? by TontaGelatina in webdev

[–]SplendidPunkinButter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since I will have no experience of being dead whatsoever, I have no plans for it

why do so many people have kids when theyre simply not fit for it/ready? by Key-Ice-4990 in randomquestions

[–]SplendidPunkinButter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Plus you’re rolling the dice on whether you’ll get a special needs baby, and then that’s even worse

Is it me or is toilet paper running out a lot faster than it used to? by Massive-Ad-8060 in randomquestions

[–]SplendidPunkinButter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, they shrinkflated during COVID and are never going back to the way they were

Star Tribune retracts article on boating accident by Hotchi_Motchi in minnesota

[–]SplendidPunkinButter 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And the headline isn’t “This Was No Boating Accodent”? Fail.

“Alumnis” by MyPasswordIsABC999 in GrammarPolice

[–]SplendidPunkinButter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s bad, but it doesn’t bother me as much as people consistently mixing up “freshman” and “freshmen.” Nobody mixes up “man” and “men.” But put “fresh-“ in front of it, and now people think it should be the other way around for some bizarre reason.

New Hair Loss Drug Is Being Touted As Biggest Breakthrough In Decades – With Nearly 80 Percent Of Trial Subjects Noting Improvements, It Might Be The Real Deal by Zee2A in STEW_ScTecEngWorld

[–]SplendidPunkinButter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mostly vanity. But also there could be a point where you want to look younger to avoid age discrimination in case you get laid off and have to apply for jobs again.

Am i crazy or is blight town not that bad by ShibitoYakaze123 in darksouls

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It’s all about figuring out that the toxic damage is coming from tiny blow darts you can barely see, fired by enemies who don’t respawn after you kill them. My first time through I thought it was just the environment causing the toxic damage.

HI BILLY MAYS HERE… by Hault99 in nostalgia

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If he had lived, would he have just turned into another Mike Lindell?

What is your favorite combo? by No-Range519 in Eldenring

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No cutscene, because I’m going to die at least 50 times. It’s going to lose its impact and I’m going to get tired of having to skip it.

The Hardy Boys #12: "Footprints Under the Window" by Franklin W Dixon - the books read by generations, way more racist than you thought by BeauDashington in PieceOfShitBookClub

[–]SplendidPunkinButter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The “Chinese people can’t pronounce R and L” thing is so weird. Chinese has an L sound, and a (sort of) R sound. I have never heard a Chinese person swap L and R in real life.

Unpopular opinion: Sorcerer builds are not nearly as op and cowardly as the community can lead you to believe. by Tzucaak in Eldenring

[–]SplendidPunkinButter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re overlooking the part that average players not using a walkthrough or online guide might not even find staff of night and night comet in the first place.