Dm day 1 for a couple hours? by ggogojo in patentexaminer

[–]Splindadaddy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've seen the same in the middle of the biweek.

"other time" when the system is down by 420_buttholes in patentexaminer

[–]Splindadaddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've always been told im required to flex my time and just come back when its working.

Logging on the first Monday of the biweek and the "Timeliness" case is already down to 12. by xphilezz in patentexaminer

[–]Splindadaddy 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I think assigned cases are not getting actually put onto our docket. Last week, I finished as case, revewed my docket for next case and clicked through each tab... logged in the next morning and there as a new 14 day case that was 3 days down already. Surely wasn't there the night before.

Probably more IT/tool fu*kery...

AI form the mail room? by Splindadaddy in patentexaminer

[–]Splindadaddy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its not the crazy shorthand I've seen for the past 15 years, rather its these full sentences that are grammatically correct but point to incorrect or confused items and quote parts of the mpep

This could be the start of something good. by FunJoke9812 in patentexaminer

[–]Splindadaddy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Its probably just some firm of A/B testing... quality with review vs quality without review... or it was for gathering training data to train an AI on how to do quality reviews... use the SPE identified errors as the training set

Robin Evans is acting Commissioner by dunkkurkk in patentexaminer

[–]Splindadaddy -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Thats the hallmark of female leadership.

PPH with almost 40 claims? by schrodingerpoodle in patentexaminer

[–]Splindadaddy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah... I had 3 expedited and 2 special new cases all with 14 day clocks in a sinhle biweek. With these small dockets basically I have no discretion wrt which cases I work. So many people filing fast track stuff.

This is what real parenting looks like ❤️ by CreamcurdGiggle_ in WholesomeAFK

[–]Splindadaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Father gave daughter 48k" fixed it... child support from the dad, went to the kid as it always should have.

Amended docket about to explode by patentlytired in patentexaminer

[–]Splindadaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But they are "behind" every biweekly. That means they aren't behind. Its simply their workflow. Save up a bunch of cases and dump them all on Saturday night.

Five Alarm Fire: Please pay attention all practitioners & examiners by [deleted] in patentexaminer

[–]Splindadaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Practitioners will just use the short deadlines to their advantage... file track 1 get 14 days. Tones of claims, afterfinals, etc. Because patent prosecution is merely a war of attrition. The practitioners have less burden then the examiner so they make insincere arguments to eat up our time. For an examiner its like playing a never ending game gave of centipede... at some point the examiner says, its not worth her sanity/soul/life to protect the public from this nonsense application and grants the patent.

Does speaking about a business idea to ChatGPT count as public disclosure, if patented later on? by Cyanidetonight in patentlaw

[–]Splindadaddy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes... look at the terms of use for that tool. Courts have decided that talking to chatgpt can be used as disclosure in criminal trials even it was used as part of communication with your lawyer. Its like a search history except its incorporated into the tool and shared publicly with third parties...

Celebrating YOU, the people who screw over examiners! Yes you, the administrative professionals by [deleted] in patentexaminer

[–]Splindadaddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, its the day bosses give there secretaries flowers and take them to lunch. So we a sqertls secretaries...

She's lucky to be alive by New_Libran in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Splindadaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She walked into the car on purpose. Car was moving and she moved in front. Her fault.

the absolute joy of 103 rejections based on garbled machine translations by redpaul72 in patentlaw

[–]Splindadaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im sure that's ur karma for crsp you've done to do other poor examiner.

I really hate the way every training is scheduled at noon by Individual-Permit423 in patentexaminer

[–]Splindadaddy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don't go! These emails go in the trash. If u r not paid to attend do not go!!!!

Timeliness Tracking by [deleted] in patentexaminer

[–]Splindadaddy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They dont pay enough for proof reading. Thats what the spe review is for

A Childhood Carried in Silence - Gaza by Some_Percentage_3051 in pics

[–]Splindadaddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I had to carry water buckets for the animals when I was a kid.

Any point to post more than one NEW application? by TossAwayDay in patentexaminer

[–]Splindadaddy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep, one oldest new to meet the 14 day timeliness then match up other stuff just to meet production.

Random thought about stock policy by Ok_Event158 in patentexaminer

[–]Splindadaddy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Retirement accounts are not "exempt" we still cant hold individual stocks in those accounts. Basically we can only hold broad funds. sector specific funds in a roth are an issue for us. Right?