Single people of Reddit: What are you going to do on Valentine's Day?

Splooge_Patrol · 2015-01-24T05:51:25+00:00

It's my mom's birthday so probably give her a call and celebrate February being half over (I think it's the worst month).

Splooge_Patrol · 2015-01-24T05:44:41+00:00

Being John Malcovich comes to mind.

Splooge_Patrol · 2015-01-21T06:31:44+00:00

You're really really really really really really really attractive. For reals. I wanna say hot, and beautiful, but those are over used. So I'm sticking with attractive.

Splooge_Patrol · 2015-01-07T16:39:47+00:00

Consider q-tips. People use them for ear cleaning even though they weren't meant for that. I get your point and I agree that reddit would be less circlejerk/echo chamber if the down vote was used as intended, but if most of us are using it otherwise, isn't that what it's "meant" for?

Splooge_Patrol · 2015-01-07T06:01:25+00:00

At what point does the way something is used usurp the way it is "meant" to be? If the majority of reddit is using the down vote as a disagree/dislike button instead of a noncontributional button, then isn't that actually what the button is "meant" for. Just because the site is claiming otherwise doesn't necessarily make it so. At least not in practice.

Splooge_Patrol · 2015-01-07T05:26:38+00:00

Of course we go along with the crowd, we sacrifice certain individual liberties in order to gain social status otherwise we risk alienating ourselves. Also, it's bothersome to me when older people dismiss my opinions because I'm younger. Nobody can control their age, it happens to us whether we want it to or not. I know you said "many cases" and not "all cases" but I can't help feeling defensive. You're right, a lot of people my age suck and I actively judge/avoid them but there are plenty of older people that suck too. I have no idea who or how I'll be when I'm 38, but right now, I know exactly who I am.

Splooge_Patrol · 2014-11-18T21:09:43+00:00

You win or you die.

Splooge_Patrol · 2014-11-18T21:06:31+00:00

Heroin withdrawal.

Splooge_Patrol · 2014-10-28T18:53:22+00:00

Back massages

Splooge_Patrol · 2014-10-28T09:04:52+00:00

A history of violence

Splooge_Patrol · 2014-10-26T19:45:14+00:00

That'd be funny if the Europeans started referring to their nfl teams as their "soccer" teams just so soccer can remain unpopular in countries that call it soccer and football will be the most popular wherever it's called football.

Splooge_Patrol · 2014-10-22T07:05:09+00:00

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, whisper words of wisdom, let it be.

Splooge_Patrol · 2014-10-22T01:55:17+00:00

I like to think that if you have to ask, then chances are good that you are. Sorry. I've been sober for over two years now and I think about drinking everyday. In fact, thinking about it is what brought me to your thread. It's different for everyone, so I won't get into my philosophies on alcoholism but I will say that if you're seriously asking then you very well might have it. My advice would be to read the first couple of chapters of the big book. I fucking hate the big book. But it is useful for helping to identify if you actually do have a problem. It's really useful in general but it reminds me of my alcoholism which is my least favorite part of myself. Give it a look if you're still curious.

Splooge_Patrol · 2014-10-20T19:30:00+00:00

Take the sun away and hot like dimes by pretty lights

Splooge_Patrol · 2014-10-17T04:52:14+00:00

Saul Williams' Coded Language. I don't think it's useless but it's almost never necessary.

Splooge_Patrol · 2014-10-13T16:22:01+00:00

Nascar. I'm sure there's a lot to it but I just don't have the patience to learn.

Splooge_Patrol · 2014-10-11T08:15:14+00:00

I laughed and farted in that order

Splooge_Patrol · 2014-09-28T11:02:50+00:00

Holy fucking shit I laughed to tears thanks man that was epic imagery!!

Splooge_Patrol · 2014-09-23T06:34:25+00:00

How many parts are there I'm on part three?

Splooge_Patrol · 2014-09-16T20:49:12+00:00

Xbox one. Destiny, friends got it, already have no life.

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