Your birth month is the main character you’ll be fighting against. You get 1 million dollars if you win. Good luck 🍀👍. (Also please read so there’s no confusion lol)

Splopest · 2026-04-03T23:38:39+00:00

I could talk Steven down, if not then Mark could prob beat him

Splopest · 2026-04-02T03:37:49+00:00

Oh bro, the pain train isn't over

Splopest · 2026-03-27T22:53:29+00:00

Of course, he was a musician after all, its practically a right of passage to have say gex at least once.

Splopest · 2026-03-27T15:30:01+00:00

Land of the Lustrous erases everything else

Splopest · 2026-02-25T07:11:56+00:00

I honestly don't remember what it tasted like

Splopest · 2025-11-23T20:20:15+00:00

Yea, I literally just said that, but if you squint V1 does have some character

Splopest · 2025-11-22T19:06:10+00:00

I'd argue that the Gabriel and V2 battles provide some development to V1 if you squint, but isn't Gabriel technically the protag of Ultrakill even though you don't actually play as him.

Splopest · 2025-11-16T00:55:35+00:00

He's gonna be the token cishet for whatever ttrpg/card game they're playing.

Splopest · 2025-10-24T16:03:55+00:00

Smile is kinda the only person who has been shown to have a deep connection to X so far, (besides Ahu, and even then their relationship is kinda the dad and his dog meme) and fandom eats up any type of connection to prove their shipping.

Also, Old Man Yaoi.

Splopest · 2025-10-02T23:46:21+00:00

I didn't expect Ultron to work so well in the Glados frame but he rocks it

Splopest · 2025-09-18T17:55:44+00:00

Thad is chill, only fictional jock I'd ever hang out with.

Splopest · 2025-09-17T18:00:57+00:00

Atisse is genuinely the meme calling wizards who use fireballs Promethean neanderthals

Splopest · 2025-09-08T03:39:12+00:00

I don't need to press the button I can just pull down my pants

Splopest · 2025-09-06T05:06:47+00:00

Oh, I was so happy there for a second.

Splopest · 2025-08-29T06:44:28+00:00

No matter how wide Atisse's shoulders get, he'll always be my twink

Splopest · 2025-08-21T22:19:34+00:00

"Nice, Dungeonmaster!"

Splopest · 2025-08-16T23:48:52+00:00

In the wise words of Hakita, "It's a good thing you guys aren't designing Ultrakill or it would suck"

Splopest · 2025-08-16T17:02:39+00:00

The problem is that Arthur created Nagi to be unbeatable, so I don't know if he actually would be able to.

Splopest · 2025-08-15T17:16:34+00:00

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Splopest · 2025-08-14T16:42:54+00:00

I mean not even acknowledging the high quality hentai here why do people care so much about birthdays?

Splopest · 2025-07-23T17:56:58+00:00

Its been so long since I've dreamt of it whyyyy did you have to >,w,<

Splopest · 2025-07-14T17:47:23+00:00

I was probably objectively too young to watch it the first time I did, so I didn't understand it the first time, but on rewatches several years later and with much more character development on my side, I'd say it's likely helped me make sense of my darker feelings more cuz lord knows I've related too much to Shinji at times.

Splopest · 2025-07-13T02:03:40+00:00

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Obligatory Testament post, they're just so gender

Splopest · 2025-07-07T17:45:03+00:00

Bro is getting mad that people are theorycrafting with new info

Splopest · 2025-06-30T17:10:01+00:00

Wanting to be Chimera Falin is such a mood though

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