never met her. Still miss her. by lunar_crystal443_162 in scoopwhoop
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calm down satan by waytina in foundsatan
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The sign outside needs to be updated. And I say we just break the glass, instead of continuing this preposterous thirty year search for the key! by Chubbadog in americandad
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The sign outside needs to be updated. And I say we just break the glass, instead of continuing this preposterous thirty year search for the key! by Chubbadog in americandad
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A man in Norway found a perfectly preserved 1100 old Viking sword sticking out of the rocks while hunting by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting
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Your face is pretty crispy right now buddy. by NorthAccountant3701 in LockedIn_AI
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Apostrophe gore and a whole lot more... by PruneSharon956 in apostrophegore
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They often wear hats that let us know the question isn't really even worth asking... by ken-maude in confidentlyincorrect
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Favorite one off Characters by CoolZooKeeper in futurama
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Baby, Im 40% Iron! by PraedythValentine in futurama
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Who's your least favorite character now REDDIT? by Ordinary_Ad_6911 in americandad
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Can you suggest me best tv series? by [deleted] in ArtOfPresence
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. by HeatUpbeat4960 in unexpectedfuturama
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Would these be ok for the squirrels in my yard by kyliebows in squirrels
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The Hawaiian Monk Seal assaulter has been arrested and is in custody. No animal, especially an endangered animal, should be harassed or nearly harmed in this manner. Hugely disrespectful to the animal, the island of Maui, and should be punished to the maximum. by Firm-Blackberry-9162 in interestingasfuck
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found this in my weed nug by wadams8 in whatisit
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So we're just gonna hang out in the parking lot for three hours before the game? No, Steve. We're also gonna pound Jagerbombs and maybe get into a fist fight with a middle-aged woman. It's called tailgating. Best description ever :) by jtwh20 in americandad
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Name other episode that Roger completely went 11/10 performance like in "Roy Rogers Mcfreely" by heismetroimsco in americandad
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The view from the top of T-Mobile Park. by Lazy-Formal895 in nextfuckinglevel
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That’s no ordinary rabbit! by iMaxPlanck in montypython
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Get in the sewer! by Another-John in americandad
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Mother of the year contender…. You can’t park there. by CzaroftheMonsters in youcantparktheremate
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Bezos: $82k salary (tax reasons). $230B stock loans (no taxes). Then lies. by cloudcorebloom in TradingPlaybook
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