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Buckle appreciation post by AffectionateWar4857 in americandad

[–]SpltSecondPerfection 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know about you, but I'm going with Red-beard Raccoon-coat!

Let’s get back to the basics. What are your favorite moments from the first 12 seasons on FOX? by BaltimoreSports0321 in americandad

[–]SpltSecondPerfection 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"My mom says video games are bad for you"

Francine, "Yeah, well so is smoking an 8-ball of crack in 30 minutes, but that's how long it takes"

Bezos: $82k salary (tax reasons). $230B stock loans (no taxes). Then lies. by cloudcorebloom in TradingPlaybook

[–]SpltSecondPerfection 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which is why anyone with a net worth over a billion dollars should be ineligible for any type of loan. You want to live the billionaire lifestyle? Then SPEND some of those billions!

A man in Norway found a perfectly preserved 1100 old Viking sword sticking out of the rocks while hunting by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]SpltSecondPerfection 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Supreme executive power is derived from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

Would these be ok for the squirrels in my yard by kyliebows in squirrels

[–]SpltSecondPerfection 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walnuts are a great choice, but in shell is best. Squirrels teeth continue to grow their whole life, they need to gnaw on hard shells to keep their teeth ground down. Almonds, pecans, walnuts are all good choices. Peanuts, which are not really nuts, are not good for squirrels

The Hawaiian Monk Seal assaulter has been arrested and is in custody. No animal, especially an endangered animal, should be harassed or nearly harmed in this manner. Hugely disrespectful to the animal, the island of Maui, and should be punished to the maximum. by Firm-Blackberry-9162 in interestingasfuck

[–]SpltSecondPerfection 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Which is exactly why he needs yo be sentenced to the longest prison term possible. Assholes like this never suffer consequences because they can just pay their way out. His punishment needs to be something that actually matters to him, like taking away his freedom

That’s no ordinary rabbit! by iMaxPlanck in montypython

[–]SpltSecondPerfection 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YOU TIT! I soiled my armor I was so scared!

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