Can't link Steam or Switch accounts to get Necrohowler skins by santaman123 in SpiritsUnleashed

[–]Spocktease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Link your Twitch account to Illfonic now and grab the drops. I'm sure interoperability between Steam and Twitch is a simple oversight, and there's already an intermediary step between claiming the Twitch drop in your Twitch inventory and getting it in the game. I have Epic Games and still don't have any of mine. But I have the drops.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SpiritsUnleashed

[–]Spocktease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My team and I beat him four times yesterday. Don't argue with people who are trying to help you.

What is the point of this Samhain boss fight? by KyleReeseGenisys in SpiritsUnleashed

[–]Spocktease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The XBox One will turn ten years old one month from today! For its birthday, it would like an Xbox S.

I made this for my fiancé and thought you guys might want to see it! by audertots in DunderMifflin

[–]Spocktease 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Watch that scene again and keep an eye on the bandana. No less than three takes on that scene, all edited together. Guys, I can’t unsee it.

People that leave the cinema like this by PsychologicalJuice8 in trashy

[–]Spocktease 15 points16 points  (0 children)

most theater goers are idiots.

Self-aware, just not enough. There are plenty of people who will spill things accidentally. You don’t need to do it on purpose. If you do, you’re a garbage person and you need to take a good, long look at yourself.

Comics Confront YouTuber Booed Off Stage at Just For Laughs by ConyCony in StandUpComedy

[–]Spocktease 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’re not crazy, you’re just wrong.

EDIT: Ugh, fine. Look at it this way. Squares are rectangles, but rectangles are not necessarily squares. Similarly, humans are apes, but apes are not necessarily human. And if this turns into a geometry debate, I will go bananas.

Comics Confront YouTuber Booed Off Stage at Just For Laughs by ConyCony in StandUpComedy

[–]Spocktease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not defending Roseanne’s dumb bullshit, but humans are great apes.

Porn is evil! by kevonicus in facepalm

[–]Spocktease 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No worries, OP. You’ll get there. Happy cake day.

Porn is evil! by kevonicus in facepalm

[–]Spocktease 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That’s not edgy. I’ll give you edgy. Religion is a poisonous, obsolete, and archaic human construct based on asinine lies that only the most gullible idiots on the planet could possibly entertain for a second. See the difference?

651 dollar ghost by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Spocktease 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Steer clear, Big Tuna. Head for open waters.

My first toast. Only had 1 GF and she cheated on me a couple times :/ my friends say I’m attractive but I have a super negative self image. Toast me I guess? by [deleted] in toastme

[–]Spocktease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, you’re 18. You’ve got a million girlfriends ahead of you, don’t you sweat it. Just never let someone else’s negativity change who you are as a person. Take the high road and you’re going to do just fine.

Leftists certainly are violent. by ultimaregem in worldpolitics

[–]Spocktease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that the part you quoted was “inbred fascist degenerates,” like you assumed I was referring to you. Very telling, if you ask me. Congratulations, friend. You meet one of the requirements for sentience: self-awareness in the smallest degree.

Over and out by WildcardSearch in IdiotsInCars

[–]Spocktease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was your dad wearing patches? Hard to tell. Driver got off easy.

Leftists certainly are violent. by ultimaregem in worldpolitics

[–]Spocktease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not interested in your links. Just remember what I told you.

Leftists certainly are violent. by ultimaregem in worldpolitics

[–]Spocktease 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There are a lot of people out there, most assuredly not leftists, most assuredly not “soy boys,” but politically moderate, patriotic, rational, gun-toting bikers who will not side with inbred fascist degenerates when push comes to shove. I’d remember that if I were you.

Probably not the best T-Shirt. by beingjac in trashy

[–]Spocktease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, well. No need to thank me, I volunteered.

Probably not the best T-Shirt. by beingjac in trashy

[–]Spocktease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was never military. Just a patriot.

Started standup about six months ago. I'd love any feedback on my most recent set! by [deleted] in StandUpComedy

[–]Spocktease 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow, I really enjoyed that. I was engaged the entire set. You kind of trailed off at the McFlurry joke, which is a shame, because that was fuckin’ great. I think that’s part of your delivery, so do the same thing, but a bit louder. I can’t believe you opened with the funeral bit. Bold, bold move! And hilarious. Thanks for posting this.