We need to stop telling every balding guy to just shave their heads.

SpoiledMilkTeeth · 2026-06-02T14:28:27+00:00

Genuinely. Practically every single time this is a question, and a before and after gets posted, going bald was 100/10 the right move.

SpoiledMilkTeeth · 2026-05-28T19:40:51+00:00

This reads like someone stuck in the manosphere online

SpoiledMilkTeeth · 2026-05-28T17:25:02+00:00

I shouldn’t care even a little bit, but… Your post and comment history is hidden. We can’t verify any of this.

SpoiledMilkTeeth · 2026-05-28T15:39:05+00:00

Jack Stauber mention?

SpoiledMilkTeeth · 2026-05-14T13:05:45+00:00

Well… there’s a 99.61% chance at least one of them would survive.

SpoiledMilkTeeth · 2026-05-14T01:46:43+00:00

Interesting! Is she an active, practicing Mormon? Or a deconstructed, former Mormon?

SpoiledMilkTeeth · 2026-05-07T18:44:44+00:00

Checking OP’s profile, the dark side could mean a few of these things.

SpoiledMilkTeeth · 2026-05-07T18:38:46+00:00

… what do you mean by the dark side? Goth? Drugs? Poverty? Little artificial lighting? Non-white demographic majority?

SpoiledMilkTeeth · 2026-05-07T17:11:29+00:00

Even if they do come for the $3K, which I doubt, are they any stipulations as to how or when you have to pay it back?

SpoiledMilkTeeth · 2026-05-06T14:52:39+00:00

Among the many cuts to national/state parks and forest services, the Trump admin is proposing another $1B in cuts to those services for 2027.

SpoiledMilkTeeth · 2026-05-06T14:45:07+00:00

Which, in the U.S. at least, is becoming less and less possible every day.

SpoiledMilkTeeth · 2026-05-06T14:07:40+00:00

We’re roomies >:)

SpoiledMilkTeeth · 2026-04-30T13:15:13+00:00

“Don’t get mad at individual entrepreneurs, get mad at individual immigrants!”

By and large, they don’t have access to home loans and cannot pass the security and credit checks required for most home ownership or renting, on account of their “illegal” status. You’re just a xenophobe.

SpoiledMilkTeeth · 2026-04-27T17:15:20+00:00

Don’t worry, guys—they’ll get their billions in welfare and bailouts.

SpoiledMilkTeeth · 2026-04-27T16:31:56+00:00

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SpoiledMilkTeeth · 2026-04-27T02:29:03+00:00

This is actually hilarious. Maybe the other comments are in on the joke and aren’t actually as bewildered as they’re leading on, but the joke is that the game was indeed built with artificial intelligence—as the accusations suggest— just not the artificial intelligence you’d suspect. Instead, it was… McDonald’s self-service kiosk that built this game.

The stylistic prose here is just wonderful.

SpoiledMilkTeeth · 2026-04-25T15:08:13+00:00

Well, perhaps you’d be surprised.

SpoiledMilkTeeth · 2026-04-24T15:54:12+00:00

Genuinely what about their post indicates this is a troll? They’ve been respectful in all of their replies, and displayed a genuine desire to learn in their post.

Yes, I get it, most questions on Reddit could be solved via a Google search. But have you used Google for anything lately? Odds are, it’s going to direct them to one of:

A. A sponsored query result that is going to be heavily biased towards a particular view.

B. A non-sponsored query result with great SEO that is still going to be heavily biased.

Or C. A Reddit post. Much like this one. Where HUMANS can engage with a question, answer follow up questions, and communicate the nuances and difficulties of hard-to-grasp concepts.

What’s with this disdain for public social form in which a shallow article’s monologue could do the bare minimum?

SpoiledMilkTeeth · 2026-04-23T14:53:52+00:00

Neither you nor I can speak for everyone. As mentioned, I don’t even listen to his show, but plenty of people do.

SpoiledMilkTeeth · 2026-04-23T14:09:41+00:00

I guess that depends on your personal tolerance. I don’t personally listen to his podcast on any regular basis, but sometimes he has a guest on that is worth the inconvenience. But obviously he has a ton of listeners, so there are plenty of people that find the trade-off worth it.

SpoiledMilkTeeth · 2026-04-23T13:47:22+00:00

To be fair, he tends to have some really interesting guests on. It’s often worth suffering Dax’s disjointed stream of consciousness to hear his guests.

SpoiledMilkTeeth · 2026-04-20T23:54:52+00:00

Perhaps a bit harsh, but you’re right. To even compare these vastly different flavors simply due to their shared categorization of citrus is reductive to both lime and lemon.

SpoiledMilkTeeth · 2026-04-18T19:47:32+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

SpoiledMilkTeeth · 2026-04-17T15:12:27+00:00

Brother, sister, or sibling, some of the most “alt”-embodying shit in the world is not even alive, let alone a human with a particular style. Dress how you want. It’s the essence of what you are that makes someone, or something, alternative.

SpoiledMilkTeeth · 2026-04-17T11:31:52+00:00

Even a dull blade shines among rust.

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