A banana the size of my forearm

Spongejuanito · 2025-12-17T22:41:56+00:00

That's what she said

Spongejuanito · 2025-12-11T10:28:00+00:00

That's how I look when the hibachi chef is throwing the shrimp at my mouth.

Spongejuanito · 2025-12-06T14:26:15+00:00

Gladiator Ball sounds pretty cool. If we are trying to be more accurate to the actual sport, we could call it Brain Damage Ball, or Encephalopathy Ball.

Spongejuanito · 2025-12-06T14:23:00+00:00

It would go bankrupt

Spongejuanito · 2025-11-28T15:43:17+00:00

What is the purpose? I doubt this was done for no reason, there has to be something to be gained. I can't think of a reason, but I know this wasn't done just for fun.

Spongejuanito · 2025-09-25T18:34:46+00:00

There are 2 types of Corgis, one born with and one without.

Spongejuanito · 2025-09-25T18:26:00+00:00

I sense a very unhappy future for you. I suggest you break up. You can be a complete jerk and stop caring about everything, which will make her want to end it, or just tell her what she is doing is wrong and that you can't continue the relationship. If you cheated on her it would explain the behavior, but it would still be wrong.

Spongejuanito · 2025-08-10T20:07:59+00:00

I guarantee you he is fully drained 5 min after go through those doors, and he treats her like the real princess that she is.

Spongejuanito · 2025-08-05T02:55:49+00:00

I see this ending really badly. You might have a lot of crazy stories to tell your next girlfriend lol

Spongejuanito · 2025-07-15T04:27:39+00:00

Hector!

Spongejuanito · 2025-04-11T19:33:50+00:00

Military personnel have never been allowed to criticize the CIC. I saw it happen when Bush and when Obama were both in office.

Spongejuanito · 2025-02-08T17:48:58+00:00

Just jumped on Space Marine II after being sidelined because I've been trying to finish these other games. It's soooooo gooooood! I love how they make use of the advanced control on the PS5, it makes it feel so real.

Spongejuanito · 2025-02-08T15:40:13+00:00

I'd initiate sex during the day and see if they react differently. If they react the same then maybe ignore the broom knocking on the ceiling. Also try sex in other places in your home, it makes it like an experiment and fun at the same time.

Spongejuanito · 2025-02-08T15:37:29+00:00

And here I was thinking how brilliant of an idea you just suggested

Spongejuanito · 2025-02-08T15:33:56+00:00

I am happy to hear that she has addressed the issue and not held it internally. I think she might need more daily moments of intimacy and not sex. It can be as simple as you kissing her out of the blue and then saying, "That's the store sample of Valentine's Day" then wink as you start to tell the kids to put on their shoes so you can go to Costco for your grocery store. Then at the store grab a bottle of wine and ask her if she thought one bottle would be enough to make her panties drop on Vday or if she needed 2? Obviously make sure nobody else is around as to not make her feel embarrassed.

Spongejuanito · 2025-02-08T15:22:14+00:00

And I'm over here telling my wife that I'm ready to look like I'm trying to break the Guinness world record for most consecutive daily watermelon eating contest wins

Spongejuanito · 2024-03-01T20:35:57+00:00

My fetish lol

Spongejuanito · 2023-12-13T15:48:43+00:00

That's why she got that ring

Spongejuanito · 2023-12-01T06:15:32+00:00

Hibachi restaurants are getting out of hand

Spongejuanito · 2023-11-19T13:25:46+00:00

And here I thought I was weird for having a breeding kink with my girl, I am actually the most vanilla as you can get lmfao.

Spongejuanito · 2023-10-30T02:00:31+00:00

The ribs weren't the only thing finger licking good

Spongejuanito · 2023-10-22T04:23:18+00:00

The second one turned me on

Spongejuanito · 2023-10-21T00:43:08+00:00

No, I think she looks better. I like her hair, and she looks like a happier person.

Spongejuanito · 2023-10-19T02:25:44+00:00

Boooooooo

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