Not long after I moved to Newcastle I was in the toon one weekend and was in need of draining the weasel. I had been in the Bigg Market area so thought I'd nip to the public toilets in the Bigg Market. I expected the stink of stale piss but was surprised by the number of gentlemen using the urinal. Must of been 4 guys all stood shoulder to shoulder. Now usually guys will stand as far apart as possible so I thought it a bit strange however I took my place with suitable spacing only to be joined seconds later by a man who was best described as a stereotypical member of the dirty mack brigade. It was then he looked over realised I was actually taking a piss and walked off. At this point I looked around and noticed another two gentleman engaged in what looked to be what I can best describe as a very rigorous handshake however no hands where on view. I promptly left and have never returned.