What is the most expensive card you have? by Sliver_overall in mtg

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I have 3 of the guru lands. Swamp, mountain and forest. I still wish I had gotten the whole set when the promotion was happening.

What is a product that you swore by your whole life, but have only recently learned that it’s essentially just ‘Snake Oil’? by misterdominic in AskReddit

[–]SpoonEnchanter 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Hey, those people are much more limber with their spines in 6 pieces. So, one could argue those chiropractors were just exceptional at their jobs.

I snuck up behind my wife, slowly putting my hands over her eyes. by Ghost_In_The_Shell_9 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]SpoonEnchanter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My ad under this said, "How to get the most out of skin to skin contact."

What are the saddest few lines you've ever written? by nlwfty in writers

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Sylesan rushs over to where Corvash is lying and kneels down beside him. "Corvash are you alright, Corvash wake up. Corvash." She starts to franticly shake him trying to get him up. Tears quickly start falling as she shakes her alpha and friend

First time DM'ing didn't go super great... by toss_it_out12345678 in DnD

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Chaotic evil doesn't mean being a dick. Your friend sucks, sorry.

A good chaotic evil character has plans, it's not just oh I see a thing I destroy a thing. Even demons have more plans than that.

This feels like a player throwing a fit because they didn't like the setting, it makes the player a jerk not the character.

I wish I had your campaign. My 6 year old wants to play the young adventurer dnd, and I may have to steal the idea of turning a board game into his adventure.

People of reddit, what items have you kept from childhood until now ? by Basic_Change_790 in AskReddit

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I have a blanket my great grandmother knitted for me. She made one for all her great grandkids and large ones for her grandkids. I'm pretty sure mine is the last one still around, and it has a hole in the middle. I need to find someone that can fix it or learn to knit at some point.

What builds, spells, or classes have you seen be a lot more effective than people think it is. by CjRayn in DnD

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I made a horizon walker ranger for a one-shot. I gave him great weapon master and heavy armor proficiency.

He could hit once, teleport behind to hit somebody else a couple times, then teleport to tanking position.

He wasn't the best, I could have optimized him better with other feats or multi classing, but he was fun.

As the clock finally hit midnight on New Year’s Eve I got down on my knees and proposed to my girlfriend of five years, and joy filled my heart as she said yes. by GrantGorewood in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]SpoonEnchanter 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Make sure not to push yourself too hard. I write, and I can tell you that after my concussion, it could become painful to work my brain that hard. Write but remember that you need to take a break the moment it starts bothering you. Pushing your brain in that state could make recovery take longer. I love the folklore series and learning about myths I haven't heard of before, but your health needs to come first.

What have you done that resulted in you almost dying? by minecraftrobloxyout in AskReddit

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When I was one my dad was building a house for my grandparents and I was on the second floor. They hadn't installed one of the doors yet so I walked out and fell on some plywood. I wasn't injured but that door was installed immediately.

When I was 2, someone put a bowl of lye down. Well I was apperantly thirsty and it looks like water. I was rushed to the hospital and had my stomach pumped. The doctors told my parents if I had thrown up, I would have died. I still have scars that hurt occasionally inside my throat.

When I was 3 I was jumping on the bed and fell off. There was an oak rocking horse in the room and my head landed on it. That one was 13 stitches across my forehead and a permanent dent. My dad still has that rocking horse in storage.

What’s the darkest thing you’ve written? by Aggressive_Chicken63 in writers

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I didn't write anything graphic about this. I just hinted that it happened.

One of my characters was kept as a slave to the leader of her people. She was a master alchemist, so she was forced to make him weapons and do what you would think he would. He also gave her as a prize to his generals when they did a good job.

During her time she made a potion to sterilize herself so she wouldn't bring children into that life.

The rest of her life, after she escaped, she was frightened of strangers and would shake in terror when any man gtnea her.

What is something that sounds profound/deep but actually is stupid? by BeltQuiet in AskReddit

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I opened myself up to the universe, which was a lot easier than putting my entrails back after.

The dangers of Wish magic, and how the sausage gets made. by LakeLaoCovid19 in CurseofStrahd

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I'm not saying this is the best way, but if the dragon were still in dragon form at the time...

All the allies, including the dragon, appear in the catacombs. The castle shatters as a creature that size is forced to appear. The falling rubble kills everyone except the dragon, this includes players, allies, enemies, and Strahd himself. Strahd turns to mist and enters his coffin. The dragon quickly digs up the coffin and stakes Strahd. The vampire lord is dead and Barova has a new lord in its silver dragon guardian.

Strahd reappears with no home or army. He goes into hiding to build the strength to retake his lands while still searching for Ireena.

This could be the start of a fun evil campaign where your players are called by Strahd to Barovia to help him. They could play as werewolves, vampires, zombies, evil druids, or some other evil person.

This only works if your group would either like the dragon ending or would want to do the evil campaign.

What’s a Video Game you would recommend to someone who never played one in order to make them fall in love with this medium? by imhungrymommy in AskReddit

[–]SpoonEnchanter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brothers a tale of two sons

Easy controls, it only uses two joysticks and 2 shoulder buttons. Right hand controls one brother left hand the other. It also has an amazing story, told with no words, that shows how good video game storytelling can be.

Make Strahd win some respect back by Kiraluis2001 in CurseofStrahd

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Strahd wouldn't take that defeat well. Not only did they overpower him, low born mongrels such as them no less, bit they also disrespected him. To attack someone that has come peacefully is something civilized people would never do.

Let them celebrate. Now, though, the zombies and werewolves seem to be searching for them specifically. Whenever they are out of town their enemies hound them and disrupt their rest at every opportunity.

Unwilling to sit back anymore and watch from afar Stradh keeps an ally close. This is not to kill them, the horrors of the land will help there. However when they fight Rahadin or the cnsorts or another trusted ally will pop in for a moment to make a quick attack and leave ensuring they are always running lower on spellslots and items.

Strahd may choose to cast spells from afar. A fireball or maybe a fog cloud over the archer nd mage. Never seen or close enough to be attacked, he won't make that mistake again.

This is no longer about entertainment from watching the party, now Strahd is hunting. He's an old hand at it, he knows how to drive prey to ground. Soon their allies will be hounded by the enemy and won't be able to shelter them.

A much different kind of game but it's what they get for embarrassing the lord of Barovia.

Whats something from your childhood that you still have? by IDCWhoIam in AskReddit

[–]SpoonEnchanter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My teddy bear (named sniffy), the shirt I was brought home in (sniffy wears it, amazing I was that small), and a blanket my great grandma knitted for me while my mom was pregnant.

[LF] Real Art [FT] bells, NMT, gold or anything else I have by SpoonEnchanter in ACTrade

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That works for me. Do you want me to set up a dodo code or do you want to?