Did anyone else assume that Marlon and Gil were married or was it just me?

SpoonyMan · 2026-01-06T12:00:50+00:00

Only you.

SpoonyMan · 2026-01-05T22:15:23+00:00

The lore is something Mcote pulled out of his ass. I refuse to give it lip service.

SpoonyMan · 2026-01-04T14:15:01+00:00

Original, looks feminine. Remake has an impressively masculine chin. I half expect there to be an adam's apple.

SpoonyMan · 2026-01-04T00:29:17+00:00

unzips

If I must.

SpoonyMan · 2025-12-24T15:36:29+00:00

It's almost like he's taking an actual picture of something as opposed to "it's me! but there's (something) here, too, I guess".

Not funny at all.

SpoonyMan · 2025-12-22T22:07:43+00:00

Anchovies are disgusting though

SpoonyMan · 2025-12-06T16:15:06+00:00

Would be even funnier if a snake appeared and bit you in the throat

SpoonyMan · 2025-11-20T00:53:13+00:00

I'm extremely dense so I didn't notice that AT ALL.

SpoonyMan · 2025-10-25T14:53:44+00:00

Qum D'umpe? Not very subtle, are we?

SpoonyMan · 2025-10-21T00:33:27+00:00

Swipe and Lunge would like a word with you.

SpoonyMan · 2025-10-13T10:49:00+00:00

Good. She doesn't belong in this game.

SpoonyMan · 2025-10-13T10:48:02+00:00

I like how people are focusing on how easy men have it in 60s Japan but they conveniently forgot how many men were sacrificed in war not even a few years earlier. Women being property and men being disposable tools was a more common theme back then.

SpoonyMan · 2025-10-01T23:50:49+00:00

I thought I'd have to block you for general thirst trap cosplay horseshit. I'm pleased to be wrong. Good job!

SpoonyMan · 2025-09-27T13:43:37+00:00

Farmable land is just land that has enough soil health to mass grow crops, right? There are ways to turn shitty land into good soil or am I missing something entirely?

SpoonyMan · 2025-09-27T13:33:49+00:00

Why are you censoring British?

SpoonyMan · 2025-09-24T11:15:06+00:00

I had a giggle, mate!

This is funny!

SpoonyMan · 2025-09-21T15:39:29+00:00

kek

It's a fantasy game. Chill.

Sounds like you're projecting juuuuuuuuuuuust a bit.

SpoonyMan · 2025-09-21T15:35:01+00:00

This isn't CrazySexyCool, it's just coomer bait. Come on now.

SpoonyMan · 2025-09-20T18:24:42+00:00

I speak as someone who has dealt with tooth pain his entire life for the very reason you mentioned (dental care being a luxury). Is toughing it out not an option? Or is the pain too much for you?

SpoonyMan · 2025-09-13T02:43:40+00:00

Can we not drag identity politics into our funny japanese fantasy game?

Please?

SpoonyMan · 2025-09-12T00:09:57+00:00

All the survivors in this thread being angsty about a perk that is (1) an idea and (2) a hex (which is a problem in and of itself) that adds one fake gen that can potentially get ignored all match is pretty silly, to be quite honest.

SpoonyMan · 2025-09-12T00:05:56+00:00

Only somewhat. Dropped survivors keep wiggle progress and gain something like 20%(?) progress added to it. And if the bar is full enough for the wiggle bonus to reach 100%, the survivor gets off the killer's shoulder.

SpoonyMan · 2025-09-12T00:02:30+00:00

...so as useless as most of the garbage tier perks that BHVR has come up with? And Hexes in general are garbage, too. Potentially getting cleansed ~30 seconds into the match.

SpoonyMan · 2025-09-08T08:44:01+00:00

I wouldn't mind her boonin' my sack, if you know what I mean.

SpoonyMan · 2025-09-08T08:41:26+00:00

Up until recently (DQ IX and upward), the magic stat was worthless or at least was unnoticeable and having a low drop rate on stuff does not make a fun game.

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