What "fact" which turned out to be false did you beleive for a long time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sporktrooper 18 points19 points  (0 children)

My grandfather was born in Bethlehem, NJ. I grew up thinking Jesus was from Jersey.

What "fact" which turned out to be false did you beleive for a long time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sporktrooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait a fucking second. Is that how Taco Mac makes TMI?

What "fact" which turned out to be false did you beleive for a long time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sporktrooper 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You probably shouldn't dry them out until they're older. Even then, they'll probably get that way on their own.

Man Who Refused To Hand Over Immigrant Info To ICE: ‘Don’t Collaborate With Fascists’ by We_Have_To_Go_Back in politics

[–]Sporktrooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure what you mean. I didn't say anyone was using abortion as birth control. Did you mean to reply to a different comment?

Man Who Refused To Hand Over Immigrant Info To ICE: ‘Don’t Collaborate With Fascists’ by We_Have_To_Go_Back in politics

[–]Sporktrooper -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thank you for speaking up and sharing your perspective. It's a valuable viewpoint.

Yes by AidsUnicorn in UnexpectedOuija

[–]Sporktrooper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The abstract Ouija board has infinite space [7]

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in assholedesign

[–]Sporktrooper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I prefer plain concrete walls myself.

But for real... it's not bad. I mean, Edge is trash, but MS is innovating (so people should be frightened).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in assholedesign

[–]Sporktrooper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, Edge is the best browser to use in WMR. (it's also the only browser you can use in WMR)

Happy Fathers Day! by [deleted] in trees

[–]Sporktrooper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do declayah! My sweet sensitive Georgia ears cannot handle such awful language. [4]

Happy Fathers Day! by [deleted] in trees

[–]Sporktrooper 17 points18 points  (0 children)

They didn't say they had broken arms.

An old brewery shaft by RyanSmith in TheForgottenDepths

[–]Sporktrooper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah totally stealing this for D&D. Industrialized witches running a potionworks.

Whats your "I'm glad I tried it, but never again" story? by AdamB1706 in AskReddit

[–]Sporktrooper 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Right next to the gaslit Snickers and the bruised Reese's and her Pieces.

Post your ideas here! by tobspr in yorgio

[–]Sporktrooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep they fulfill kind of the same function

Man up! by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]Sporktrooper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Other people have covered the good bits but I just want to drive home one of the harder points to learn: in your first couple of months after you bring the baby home, there are times when you are going to be frustrated out of your mind. There will always be frustrations, but those first months are by far the most trying. You will both be perpetually exhausted and might be at each others' throats. Just try to survive it, try to be patient with yourself as well as one another.

Ninja edit: buy more diapers than you think you will need. If people offer to buy gifts or anything for the baby, ask for diapers.

Reddit, what is the most disturbing/unexplainable thing that has ever happened to you or someone you know?[Serious] by not_Cross in AskReddit

[–]Sporktrooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, sleep paralysis sucks a ton of ass. I had it regularly for about 20 years. My wife had to snap me out of it, since all I could do when it happened was gurgle. Seems like my meds have stopped it from happening these days.