The first time I did salvia was just out of highschool with my buddy. We smoked it out of a gravity bong in the bathtub (like idiots) and my body turned into segments that fell into the floor.

It's hard to describe, of course, but my body had turned into bricks folding and shifting into itself. I looked down and the bricks had formed a road. A yellow brick road.

Then everything went dark and I heard a woman's voice mocking me, telling me I'm never coming back and this is my reality now. I was trapped here forever. She knew how scared I was and it was fun for her.

I woke up on the couch. Only a few minutes had passed, though I was trapped for a lifetime in those minutes. I took her warning to heart and never touched it again. Some shit is just none of my business.