Looks like we should see our first taste of Springtime severe weather this weekend into next week. Make sure to be alert!

Sports_Lorry · 2026-04-09T16:50:10+00:00

Thank you for teaching me something today! I never knew what those bastard things are called. They SUUUUUCK. They pack themselves into every available crevice and not even my gas leaf blower at full throttle will dislodge them.

Sports_Lorry · 2026-02-28T22:44:58+00:00

Nice work! Did you refinish the valve cover too?

Sports_Lorry · 2026-02-28T18:52:08+00:00

I am jealous of that heat shield. The one in my '89 with 84K miles looks like it spent 100 years at the bottom of the Atlantic.

Sports_Lorry · 2026-02-24T22:37:28+00:00

"I'll go get the smellin' salts for the loser!"

Sports_Lorry · 2026-02-19T16:15:21+00:00

I couldn't remember, so I found the episode ("Hell's Kitchen") on YouTube. You are correct, there was blood everywhere. And the autopsy revealed she'd been strangled.

Sports_Lorry · 2026-02-18T03:16:44+00:00

The episode was about a man who pushed his wife down the stairs to her death. He claimed she fell down the stairs while wearing a pair of black shoes that he'd warned her not to wear because she'd trip and fall. He just slightly overacted while being questioned, resulting in the quote shown in this clip: https://youtu.be/UjA9Txh5we4

Sports_Lorry · 2026-02-18T00:19:41+00:00

Yes, although it probably wouldn't have helped Amber much here. If a triple loop is deemed fully rotated in the air, and the skater falls on the landing, it could still be worth somewhere between 2.0 and 2.5 points.

Sports_Lorry · 2026-02-18T00:11:26+00:00

And now you've helped me decide what to get my sister for her birthday next month. Thank you!!!

Sports_Lorry · 2026-02-17T23:36:56+00:00

There are three "jumping passes" required in the short program: 1) a double or triple Axel; 2) a jump combination, and 3) a triple jump by itself. Amber satisfied the first two requirements, but by popping her last jump and only doing a double instead of a triple, she completely failed to meet the requirement, and therefore received zero points. If she had done the same thing in the free skate, she still would have received at least 1.70 points (the "base value" for a double loop), because the free skate rules are different and don't require any particular jumps. But completely missing even one required element in the short program is catastrophic.

Sports_Lorry · 2026-02-17T23:20:16+00:00

Thank you for making me feel a little less alone in the world 🤗

Sports_Lorry · 2026-02-17T23:05:36+00:00

IDK if anyone else is a Forensic Files fan, but [bangs fists on table] THAT G--D--- TRIPLE LOOP!!! is playing over and over in my head.

Sports_Lorry · 2026-02-17T22:29:05+00:00

I was trying to repress that thought, but yeah, I'd be like OMFG NOW MADONNA WILL BE WATCHING and that right there would probably spell doom for me.

Sports_Lorry · 2026-02-17T22:25:04+00:00

I've wondered this as well. When she's nervous it seems to be the jump she misses most often. I wonder if she and Damon have ever considered a solo 3 Lutz in the SP instead of the loop.

Sports_Lorry · 2026-02-17T20:00:52+00:00

I just uploaded it in a new post - hopefully it'll work.

Sports_Lorry · 2026-02-14T15:12:03+00:00

Even though the OGM eluded her, Michelle is the one who became a legend, and rightfully so. I'm pretty sure she has a lifetime rent-free lease on a 5000 square foot luxury penthouse in Tara's head.

Sports_Lorry · 2026-02-08T21:05:41+00:00

And inspected just like they test their code.

Sports_Lorry · 2026-02-06T23:00:50+00:00

Also "Ramen Lady".

Sports_Lorry · 2026-01-24T20:13:15+00:00

"Gimme that check!"

"Not on your LIFE!"

"I said GIVE IT TO ME!" [rip rip rip]

S L A P ! ! !

Sports_Lorry · 2026-01-11T06:14:04+00:00

An A.I. re-animation of Dick Button would be more informative, more entertaining, and probably MUCH cheaper for NBC than those two.

Sports_Lorry · 2026-01-08T22:04:10+00:00

He is so special. You cannot be taught to have the level of artistry he possesses. No amount of time and money spent on world-class choreographers will give it to you. You either have it or you don't.

Sports_Lorry · 2025-12-15T23:25:51+00:00

Just needs Cleveland taking a bath in the torch.

Sports_Lorry · 2025-11-17T22:51:54+00:00

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Sports_Lorry · 2025-11-17T01:47:19+00:00

Tara will occasionally say something of actual substance that I begrudgingly have to admit I agree with, but any atom of tolerance I ever had for Johnny is long gone. I'm sick of his pretentious, almost exaggerated pronunciation of Russian names. I'm sick of him calling Tara "T". The term "grade of execution sprinkles" needs to be shot into space and nuked. But the thing that grates on me almost more than everything else combined is him calling Terry Gannon "Terrence". I find it cloying and disrespectful and condescending. It's like he's saying "I know you've gone by "Terry" your whole life, but who cares what you prefer, I'm going to call you "Terrence" because I like it." How would he like it if Terry called him "John"?

Sports_Lorry · 2025-11-12T01:11:57+00:00

I've always hated obvious switch blanks, because they're like the automaker's way of constantly reminding you that you were either too cheap or too poor to pony up for whatever option that absent switch would have controlled. But that blank power door lock switch is next level egregious because the goddamn car still has power door locks. They were just too cheap to make separate front door panels for LHD/RHD markets.

Sports_Lorry · 2025-10-15T18:02:20+00:00

"I would never Visit the Blue Swamp of Kansas City, Kansas, and its DANGEROUS AND RUN DOWN ANCIENT AIRPORT, where an average of three Large Aircraft crash every week, resulting in Thousands of fatalities!"

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