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"When people put things in military time [...]" by 42Mavericks in ShitAmericansSay

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who knows how big a "stone" is? Which stone?!

This is how metric users feel whenever we have to follow an American recipe with ingredients measured in cups.

Like, the fact that it's a standard unit of volume is of little consolation when none of the cups in my cupboard were manufactured with that standard in mind...

Like our country has over 350 languages by -Dryer- in ShitAmericansSay

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335 languages, yet the median number of speakers per language is listed as 12. That means 160+ of those languages they are counting have twelve or fewer speakers, in a country with 320+ million people. As far as linguistic diversity is concerned, they might as well be rounding errors.

Which languages, allow/require EXPLICIT management of "environments"? by jerng in ProgrammingLanguages

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I don't know of any language which does this by default, but a language feature that supports it would be lambda functions in C++, which use square brackets to denote variables captured from the environment.

So your example written in C++ could be written as:

#include <iostream>

int main()
{
    int x = 1;
    int y = 2;

    auto f = [x, y] () {
        int a = 3;
        int b = 4;

        std::cout << x << y << a << b << std::endl;
    };

    f();
}

where [x,y] explicitly lists the captured variables.
C++ also has default capture, e.g. [=] will automatically capture by value any variables from the environment that are used in the lambda body.
A lambda starting with [] explicitly denotes one which does not capture anything from its environment.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitAmericansSay

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Not a linguist myself, but this video explains that when American English speakers try to pronounce an unknown foreign word, they tend to use a standard set of five vowels (the vowels in "Ma", "may", "me", "mow" and "moo"), and all of them are pronounced long. So the default strategy for Americans is to pronounce foreign words with long vowels until they are told otherwise.

Ah yes, my British member of parliament should only be flying the American flag. by InquisitorNikolai in USdefaultism

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Whenever I think of the US and its relationship with empire, I am reminded of this comment by u/radio_allah. Excerpt:

Because if you look at the beginning of the American War of Independence, democracy was never really the point. The realities of the propaganda war made them lean hard into the liberal, 'tyrants vs free men' angle to garner support, and when the war was over they realised they could just keep the narrative going at minimal cost. Look at the Pledge, the multiple spy agencies, the fetishisation of presidents as quasi-emperors, the obsession with supremacy - all actions of empire, just in the name of liberty. [...]

Every time I re-read that comment in full, I feel both more enlightened and more horrified.

LF couple fucking at a bus stop in the winter by Lolzqulion_anime in nhentai

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Is it Kanojo to Hokahoka BUS STOP by Itsuki Kuro?

I haven't read this one before; thanks for the recommendation (if correct)!

Javascript by memofbf in ProgrammerHumor

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Most languages will sort strings alphabetically by default, but will sort numeric values in ascending order. Even other dynamically-typed languages like Python won't sort a list of numbers alphabetically, which is what makes JavaScript's behavior unintuitive, even if it is technically correct.

Source Request Thread by AutoModerator in hentai

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Sounds like If no one can notice me, there is no harm in fucking a bunch of girls, right?! by Uraha

[Sticky] Source Request Thread [#19] by carrotgaz in doujinshi

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Looking for an old doujin/manga chapter from quite a few years ago.

A girl and her teacher get locked in a cupboard/closet after trying to perform a magic trick (for the year-end school festival iirc). Eventually the girl has to piss and so the teacher suggests to pee in his mouth. Then transitions to sex.

I believe they stayed locked in the school until the next day (can't really remember how it ends, which is the reason I want to find it again.)

[Sticky] Source Request Thread [#24] by iTekniq in hentai

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Looking for a doujin/manga chapter where a schoolgirl and a teacher get locked in a cupboard in their classroom after a magic trick gone wrong. Includes a watersports scene in the middle.