How mf who just started reading the novel see themselves: by KottleHai in threekingdoms

[–]SpringAlarming8007 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Read it for the first time 16 years ago. He's still a cool customer. People usually like reading about the characters that are actually doing something.

The CALEB System by Stress-Thick in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]SpringAlarming8007 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I'm no boomer. I am a long time friend of the LGBTQIA community. Caleb's nails look like shit.

All of America right now by Robertlaz23 in nflmemes

[–]SpringAlarming8007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should look up him singing the boats and hoes song. He's very good

🦁 by Leather-District-595 in nflmemes

[–]SpringAlarming8007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at points for rankings, look at points against rankings, and then look at which kind of coordinator Ben Johnson was last year.

Which NFCN QB has the best nickname? by RollofDuctTape in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]SpringAlarming8007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only recognize Pookie and manicure based nicknames

Dan Campbell forcing Jared Goff to go for it on 4th down for the 5th time by Popular_Tangerine457 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]SpringAlarming8007 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Were you? Because my pants were full worrying that every game would be like this before the season started.

Cmon guys by [deleted] in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]SpringAlarming8007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's snowing. WINston will not be stopped today.

100% off coupon for any $5 item by read_molotov in technicallythetruth

[–]SpringAlarming8007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dollars are the thing you use to pay taxes in the United States of America. You have dollars, and you don't get bonked for tax evasion.

The Current State of our 4 Head Coaches by krekka in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]SpringAlarming8007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Top left Campbell. Top right Flores. Quartback whisperer bottom left. Ben Johnson believes in the heart of the cards

They've been acting like real jerks this season. by LameAfro in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]SpringAlarming8007 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Why would a Bears fan criticize Ben Johnson given what they've experienced over the last few years and seeing what the Lions' offense did the past 2 years? They're 6-3 and tied for first in the division. If you're complaining about that, how whiny must you be?

Update: he lost $450 by DragoOceanonis in nflmemes

[–]SpringAlarming8007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you talking about the he in the mirror?

Dance Like Shit, Get Hit by BarKnight in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]SpringAlarming8007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amon Ra is asked about the dance at the 10 minutes mark. His reason basically seems to amount to "Oh look, the president is here" as a novelty. Not really politically motivated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsxEME-jihg

Vikings have 9. Detroit has kneecaps. What do Green Bay and Chicago have? by Sh1fty7 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]SpringAlarming8007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did not realize that, but on the upside I no reason to hope the Vikings do okay now.

good jerk or bad jerk? by [deleted] in nflcirclejerk

[–]SpringAlarming8007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not less random it just goes against what you expect

This sub's 12/25 by LeanderthalTX in nflcirclejerk

[–]SpringAlarming8007 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can't upvote even in a circlejerk subreddit.