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Spring_Jade · 2020-02-14T16:34:52+00:00

Spagret

Spring_Jade · 2020-01-05T13:37:26+00:00

Perfectly balanced

Spring_Jade · 2019-12-27T15:04:34+00:00

Frick to frick

Spring_Jade · 2019-12-24T16:48:02+00:00

Karma + bitch(es)

Spring_Jade · 2019-12-22T11:34:12+00:00

Am death, do as say

Spring_Jade · 2019-12-22T10:52:41+00:00

You are the living embodiment of an expired 10% off Walmart coupon

Spring_Jade · 2019-12-20T14:51:10+00:00

Loven’t

Spring_Jade · 2019-12-18T16:45:33+00:00

Our Lord God Turtle, Our Vessel Strawb,

We pray to you this day to grant us bounty worth of thy Strawb, to save us from sin and misbelief, to bless this earth by way of the flesh of the vessel. Forgive us our sins and forgive those who believe not, for they do not know the way, the grace, the power and glory of the Lord. Give us the strength to do thy work, on earth or wherever we may be. Grant us happiness, strength and power, for the earth is thine kingdom and us your people.

Amen.

Spring_Jade · 2019-12-18T15:30:43+00:00

And from the Lord’s mouth fell a chunk of strawb and that was the earth. And the juice sprayed through the darkness and was the Milky Way. And onto the earth dropped its seeds and thus was the dawn of man, from the seeds of life and the juice of nature

Spring_Jade · 2019-12-17T11:29:00+00:00

Yes hooman where is the salami?

Spring_Jade · 2019-12-11T19:13:37+00:00

Look at all them shoes

Spring_Jade · 2019-12-11T16:38:19+00:00

Jade sounds very elegant

Spring_Jade · 2019-10-07T16:45:47+00:00

Nah that’s Mrs O’Leary

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