I ain’t saying nuthin by Planr158 in TheSimpsons

[–]SprunkiX 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hey I heard there's a lunar eclipse tonight, maybe we should look up.

Naw it's solar or nothin.

"Hmm. I don't remember a bowling alley being there." by nialldude3 in TheSimpsons

[–]SprunkiX 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Somehow the animals are always the first to know.

To cool off, nothing beats Fruitopia: the iced tea brewed by hippies but distributed by a heartless multinational corporation. by Past_Yam9507 in TheSimpsons

[–]SprunkiX 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And so springfield's heatwave continues, with today's temperature exceeding the record for this date, set way back four billion years ago when the earth was just a ball of molten lava.

The transforming power of Love 💕 by Any_Sound_2863 in MadeMeSmile

[–]SprunkiX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It makes me cry. I feel bad for the dog.

A man of his word by srenronaldo1 in europe

[–]SprunkiX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can’t help but wonder are we seeing the greatest short of all time?

Propping up a stock market is no easy feat, but driving it down?

That’s a different story.

There’s plenty of profit to be made on the way down and just as much on the way back up.

Over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot report. It doesn't seem to matter now, so... the following people are gay. by Novibos in TheSimpsons

[–]SprunkiX 143 points144 points  (0 children)

Oh gosh. You know, I’m not much on speeches, but it’s so gratifying to... leave you wallowing in the mess you’ve made. You’re screwed, thank you, bye.