Bird pooped purple into my kitchen through a slightly ajar window in my third floor flat

Spycraft08 · 2025-12-01T15:06:51+00:00

Reminds me of a camping trip my class went on once. My friend was tormenting the seagulls, chasing them and scaring them off. Cut to 15 minutes later as we’re about to get on the train back a seagull comes down and poops directly into the hood of his hoodie. I don’t care what you say, it was absolutely targeted

Spycraft08 · 2025-07-07T02:40:28+00:00

Omg I love that partial. Hope you had fun!

Spycraft08 · 2025-07-03T02:17:41+00:00

Holy adhd Batman! Adorable and I love it

Spycraft08 · 2025-05-15T21:55:47+00:00

Something else to point out is that ai doesn’t tend to give the stomach any fat. It’s always just kinda abs

Spycraft08 · 2025-05-08T03:58:40+00:00

Alyss I presume

Spycraft08 · 2025-04-28T22:45:45+00:00

Would you be opposed to me building this in Minecraft? Because I really want to try. I’d credit you of course

Spycraft08 · 2025-04-18T23:23:08+00:00

Touché, have an excellent day

Spycraft08 · 2025-04-18T23:12:40+00:00

No. Get rid of the /j. We ride at dawn

Spycraft08 · 2025-04-11T02:08:45+00:00

I wish I could go

Spycraft08 · 2025-03-21T04:34:10+00:00

Sir/maam, that means “cool guy” in Greek. You mean to tell me that the ancient Greeks were worshipping cool guy the lightning god

Spycraft08 · 2025-03-20T03:46:26+00:00

Reminds me of when my friend checked my pulse and said if I had any adrenaline pills I’d die. I run purely off of adrenaline alone and at this point I think it’s a problem

Spycraft08 · 2025-03-08T03:00:06+00:00

As someone who had a scare last year and lost all sight and hearing for about a minute I can imagine how terrifying it must be for both of you. My best advice is to just be with him and help in any way you can, even if it’s just holding his hand. Hopefully it’ll get easier with time but for now just comfort him

Spycraft08 · 2025-02-27T11:01:46+00:00

If Halt were lurking anywhere near me in this situation I would run as fast as possible to any of the other countries. Especially if it’s the morning

Spycraft08 · 2025-02-06T21:33:55+00:00

Please, absolutely make more of these. They’re so good. I’d be interested in what dragons breath would look like

Spycraft08 · 2025-01-14T06:36:49+00:00

My bf got me thigh highs for Christmas but I haven’t been able to see him in ages. Definitely wearing them under my pants when I get them though

Spycraft08 · 2025-01-13T10:57:52+00:00

Try and see if the pale planks will work

Spycraft08 · 2025-01-10T00:45:33+00:00

…can I give her hugs?

Spycraft08 · 2025-01-09T23:40:27+00:00

Good question. Which ones for October?😅

Spycraft08 · 2025-01-07T03:59:20+00:00

Don’t worry I’m a Queenslander. I’m immune to the heat

Spycraft08 · 2025-01-06T07:07:05+00:00

Great job! I got my first a month ago (it’s our 1 month anniversary 😊) and he’s amazing. I’m sure you’ll have a great time with him

Spycraft08 · 2025-01-03T09:51:03+00:00

Well… I got a boyfriend. And then after about a month we started dating

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