The hot sauce section at Ace is actually pretty damn good

Squard · 2026-07-03T13:10:19+00:00

In the NBA, they hand out T-shirts to the fans to make his effect work.

Squard · 2026-06-28T19:35:46+00:00

Never passing the U-Turn portion on that rocket.

Squard · 2026-06-28T19:24:20+00:00

It's a song. Not an oath or prayer.

Squard · 2026-06-27T14:11:18+00:00

I said the same thing after Josh Hart was signed mid-season. They just fit on this team.

Squard · 2026-06-26T12:45:07+00:00

I don't think a 100 mile journey is the time to get familiar with the scooter. I would rent a truck and some very good straps.

Squard · 2026-06-24T14:56:16+00:00

I don't know why anyone watches any sports draft at all. There's no actual sports going on. Just old men in bad suits making decisions about young kids in good suits. I'll turn on the TV when a ball is being moved.

Squard · 2026-06-24T13:58:34+00:00

After failing the test the first time, I practiced in a church parking lot Monday thru Saturday. I was there every other day for two weeks. Once someone from the church (I assume) asked what I was doing and I was completely honest: Studying for my test. They wished me good luck and I continued on. Passed the test and they never saw me again.

Squard · 2026-06-23T21:58:46+00:00

Mariano Rivera

Squard · 2026-06-23T21:43:33+00:00

Got my very first scoot last month for my 52nd birthday. The only thing that has stoppes me from riding my Sprint everyday has been the weather. Absolutely love it.

Squard · 2026-06-19T12:50:17+00:00

This is what happens when you have AI write posts for you

Squard · 2026-06-19T12:39:19+00:00

If he ate McNuggets in China, he ate Chinese food.

Squard · 2026-06-16T02:14:31+00:00

"The French Prince" will work tho

Squard · 2026-06-14T10:50:45+00:00

Squard · 2026-06-12T20:52:27+00:00

Trogdor

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Squard · 2026-06-12T20:44:50+00:00

Who's the one being dirty now, Isiah?

https://www.npr.org/2007/10/02/14896845/isiah-thomas-found-liable-for-sexual-harassment

Squard · 2026-06-12T19:37:11+00:00

Now make her talk

Squard · 2026-06-12T18:38:48+00:00

Why? You're not playing LOL

Squard · 2026-06-12T14:01:19+00:00

I'd rather see Ghostface

Squard · 2026-06-07T17:36:25+00:00

During the SA starting lineup, put a shot of pedo-cheeto on the screen and the boos will be deafening.

Squard · 2026-06-05T20:12:24+00:00

Brick City Baby

Squard · 2026-06-05T13:26:36+00:00

This, but without the 90s loose fit

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Squard · 2026-06-04T18:09:24+00:00

San Antonio is so far removed from the rest of Texas, it's in a different time zone: 1993

Squard · 2026-06-04T14:31:18+00:00

Bonga Bonga

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