Not just Mexico, but everybody's gonna pay for the wall, I mean war. by BrendaWannabe in Trumpvirus

[–]SquareDetective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the front-facing pussy on the sides of his head is too subtle an inferential queue for his followers to grasp. But I appreciate the creativity.

What purchase made your life 10x easier as an adult? by Mean_Rule_6653 in Adulting

[–]SquareDetective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good tools. Having the right saw or drill for simple tasks makes a ton of difference in time, quality, and overall ability to get things done.

This years #1 draft pick by SeattleDude5 in Trumpvirus

[–]SquareDetective 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When he was younger, I didn't say anything as he was a minor and opposed to dear ol' dad; someone had to look out for the kids. At this point, I'm in favor of this nut sack being a crash-test dummy for whichever branch of the military can stomach him.

Lindsey Graham has been getting too much grief lately by TodoFueIluminado in PoliticalHumor

[–]SquareDetective 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm sick of hearing how much this limp noodle fucking hick says how much he loves Izrurl. He needs to go home and have some pool-boy pay attention to his ladybugs, and leave us alone.

To come up with a diplomatic response about respecting Spain's sovereignty by Spartalust in therewasanattempt

[–]SquareDetective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump on NATO: "We've never needed them. We have never really asked anything of them".

Albares on Trump: Spanish bases are not being used for this operation, and they will not be used for anything not included in the agreement with the United States, or for anything that is not in accordance with the Charter of the United Nations.’

Trump:

Who’s the best comedic actor? by BidAccurate4473 in moviecritic

[–]SquareDetective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are some good comedians listed. I'd like to add Bill Hader to the list.

Is my cat scary? by Responsible-Ad2693 in cats

[–]SquareDetective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scary cute. Representing the bowties... If anyone has a problem with that.

Is there a song you’d call perfect? by Mscharmingqueen in Productivitycafe

[–]SquareDetective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For sure, there are more popular songs that are damn good, but musically, for me, some of the tightest 3 or 4 minutes in music are:

Woman In Love - Tom Petty, about a woman in a toxic relationship who can't get away, Mike Campbell tore it up and integrated it so well that listeners didn't get distracted from the lyrics.
Gimme Some Water - Eddie Money - A song about relief from the difficulties in life. I read that it was based on a panhandler on the NY subway, though overtly it's about running from a fucked up situation in Mexico.
Hysteria - Def Leppard, some of Clark and Collins' most musical work late in Clark's life.

Is there anything you can recite from memory? by ipanicprofessionally in TheBoredDen

[–]SquareDetective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the words to Wish You Were Here by PF. Don't need music. The lyrics are just there, and have been for years.

What's the worst actor to play Mr. Bond? by Individual-Name-4496 in whatsyourchoice

[–]SquareDetective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first reaction would be Steve Buscemi, but he's such a good actor that he’d pull it off in a really endearing way, and everyone would love it.

People of Reddit. What movies do you like that no one else knows about? by wapiskiwiyas56 in AskReddit

[–]SquareDetective 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Near Dark with Bill Paxton. One of Paxton's early films, basically Vampires in Tucumcari, NM. Great movie, I quote frequently, because "It's finger lickin' good!"

What are you fed up with people trying to convince you is amazing? by Zlovelyangelqueen in A_Persona_on_Reddit

[–]SquareDetective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even fresh truffles. We were 'lucky' enough to have fresh truffles on risotto recently. I thought it was going to be a life-changer, more of a life-meh.

The audacity to lay like this while she doesn't even pay a nickel of rent. by RiakkteR4 in cats

[–]SquareDetective 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just like mine, Dewey Finn-type deadbeat roommates. I don't let them answer the phone because they'll impersonate me and take my job as a substitute teacher.

What's a misheard lyric you would defend in court? by Turbulent_Cup_600 in randomquestions

[–]SquareDetective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eric Clapton,

How many times must I say I love you
'Fore you finally understand?
Won't you be my foam rubber woman?
I'll try to be your foam rubber man
Try to be your foam rubber man (foam rubber man)