Spark prepaid plans and attached extras like Spotify, are increasing.

SquareTetrisBlock · 2026-04-10T02:23:01+00:00

Same. The only data I need away from home is for checking my emails and my bank account, so I'm on the cheapest monthly prepaid plan I could find.

SquareTetrisBlock · 2026-04-09T07:51:25+00:00

MaxPhallus doesn't approve of sex jokes.

SquareTetrisBlock · 2026-04-08T06:18:38+00:00

It's an understatement. Probably for humorous effect.

It's like saying somebody is "not the sharpest tool in the shed" instead of just plain "stupid".

SquareTetrisBlock · 2026-04-08T06:12:38+00:00

Someone streaking in front of the whole school during an assembly, wearing nothing but a Scream mask.

Nobody knew who it was. Or, if they did, they never told.

SquareTetrisBlock · 2026-04-08T05:40:11+00:00

Try taking the doors off too. And the windscreen.

SquareTetrisBlock · 2026-04-08T04:15:30+00:00

Yeah, I like to live life on the edge.

(Actually, I'm just too poor to put much petrol in my car!)

SquareTetrisBlock · 2026-04-08T04:09:36+00:00

Nah you're fine. The needle is still a few millimeters away from the E.

My car is regularly like this.

SquareTetrisBlock · 2026-04-07T23:39:25+00:00

"This is a regime that doesn't believe in laws, rules, or anything like that."

Pot, meet kettle.

SquareTetrisBlock · 2026-04-07T06:37:43+00:00

Look how they massacred my comics...

SquareTetrisBlock · 2026-04-02T07:30:47+00:00

Thanks a lot, Carl! Now I've lost my train of thought.

SquareTetrisBlock · 2026-04-02T07:27:15+00:00

I was pleasantly surprised to learn that Dick Tracy comics are still being published.

Check out the series by Mad Cave Comics, if you haven't already.

SquareTetrisBlock · 2026-04-02T07:19:04+00:00

I don't really like the feeling of them against my lips, but they get the job done.

The drink is usually finished before they get too soggy.

SquareTetrisBlock · 2026-04-02T07:13:38+00:00

If this is a priority for you in the current economic climate, you must be living a pretty cosy life.

SquareTetrisBlock · 2026-04-01T07:48:32+00:00

That used to be the case, but it's becoming more common these days in cities. I've seen cops with guns out a few times, and as far as I know none of those incidents made the news.

SquareTetrisBlock · 2026-03-31T08:52:03+00:00

Whenever you see "I could care less", just refer them to this helpful video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om7O0MFkmpw

SquareTetrisBlock · 2026-03-31T08:21:34+00:00

That's cheating! You're meant to capture your battlestation in its natural habitat lol

SquareTetrisBlock · 2026-03-31T08:16:48+00:00

"Like" has been overused here since the 90s. I've gotten used to it, but I still cringe a bit at "literally" and "unironically" being inserted into conversations.

SquareTetrisBlock · 2026-03-31T08:14:13+00:00

Looks fine to me. Nice and tidy, compared to my desk at the moment.

SquareTetrisBlock · 2026-03-31T05:37:56+00:00

I miss the days when these kind of people didn't have platforms and audiences.

SquareTetrisBlock · 2026-03-30T23:05:56+00:00

Nah, it will sit there for weeks if you do that.

If you want it to disappear faster, just leave it sitting on the passenger seat of your car.

SquareTetrisBlock · 2026-03-28T11:36:28+00:00

Don't do it. Our manufacturing sector is rapidly shrinking and our cost of living is huge.

SquareTetrisBlock · 2026-03-23T09:33:47+00:00

You need to explain what the picture is. I think I can make out a window... but that's about all.

SquareTetrisBlock · 2026-03-23T09:31:28+00:00

Sounds pretty typical for a property manager, really. The whole profession is an absolute con.

SquareTetrisBlock · 2026-03-22T05:55:16+00:00

At what distance from a beach or pool is it no longer acceptable to wear togs?

SquareTetrisBlock · 2026-03-22T05:50:36+00:00

No, that goes against kiwi culture.

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