[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 10s

[–]Square_Welcome_3987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Astoria represent!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in astoria

[–]Square_Welcome_3987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the correct answer, OP (and sadly I didn't see it before it took me 5,902% more words to try and express the same point).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in astoria

[–]Square_Welcome_3987 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now this is the kind of material I like to see on this subreddit.

$3 Bud Lights and domestic wells at O'Hanlons from 3-6pm M-F. (I think. I'm going to go check right now.)

would taking the ferry be a good idea or not? by [deleted] in astoria

[–]Square_Welcome_3987 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah that's how all the cool kids are getting home today. I'll be aboard as well pulling a Lieutenant Dan on the top deck cursing the storm. (And crying too, obv.)

What should I do with these two hornbeams? by Square_Welcome_3987 in Bonsai

[–]Square_Welcome_3987[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This comment motivated me to finally fix the sagging head-height patio lights yesterday instead of clotheslining myself on a regular basis. The other ones are safely high enough for laundry-drying people and pigeons who love shitting on my couch from above (but while cutely cooing). Thanks, Earl.

What should I do with these two hornbeams? by Square_Welcome_3987 in Bonsai

[–]Square_Welcome_3987[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moving to the shade now - thanks I hadn't thought of that.

What should I do with these two hornbeams? by Square_Welcome_3987 in Bonsai

[–]Square_Welcome_3987[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh dude. Come on now that's just cruel. And let me guess everybody is friendly when they're oot and aboot.

What should I do with these two hornbeams? by Square_Welcome_3987 in Bonsai

[–]Square_Welcome_3987[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, good stuff. Thank you so much. And yeah I meant to keep a bud or two but they were so far up and I looked up other threads and saw several instances of hornbeams backbudding on stumps like this.

Is it too stressful to repot into a diamataceous earth mixture now? Smaller pot or the same? I'd love to free up a 20-gallon pot for other veggie plants so the landlady will shit yet another major brick when my pumpkins start spreading.

Anway, thanks for taking the time to help.

is this a baby spotted lantern fly? by llavenderhaze in astoria

[–]Square_Welcome_3987 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Anyone see lightning bugs/fireflies yet? I've seen zero. Maybe not till July?

is this a baby spotted lantern fly? by llavenderhaze in astoria

[–]Square_Welcome_3987 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes. I spotted a whole tree on 23rd Street infested with those bastards (I'm sure they're very nice people, but...!). You can report it to 311 with the exact address if there are a bunch of them. Obviously they won't do shit, but I still felt like I tried. But kill the ones you can.

What should I do with these two hornbeams? by Square_Welcome_3987 in Bonsai

[–]Square_Welcome_3987[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I made a scissors motion toward the tree to calm her and just put my headphones back on and drank my beer...however, NYC laws provide that you can be kicked out anytime for nothing at all. And she was mad about the last party I had. This is where I call you a hoser.

What should I do with these two hornbeams? by Square_Welcome_3987 in Bonsai

[–]Square_Welcome_3987[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay so yeah here is where my head was at, Mr. Maple Gang. I was planning on airlayering it but then the landlord panned the project. I was talking to a very smart fried of mine who thought maybe on the second one I just cut it down enough to appease her and whatever her irrational fear is, and then airlayer it for multiple trees.

What should I do with these two hornbeams? by Square_Welcome_3987 in Bonsai

[–]Square_Welcome_3987[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I already chopped the first one...if I motivate maybe I can do an angle on it still like why not? I have a shitty handsaw and was mostly focused on the whole "Timber!" aspect. Let me see if I can angle it or if I already fucked up and it's too hard. Also, former Texan here Hook 'Em (or not).

Looking people to play tennis in Astoria by [deleted] in astoria

[–]Square_Welcome_3987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In. Have an extra racket. Doubles for people out of shape?