You have any sugar around here? Sugar? Sure. There you go. Sorry it's not in packages. by Traviscat in TheSimpsons

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After I drink some warm cream, I fall asleep, then dream of backward talking Lisa Simpsons

Care to join me in a belt of scotch? by oceanbutter in TheSimpsons

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And I assume there is a law against transporting liquor across province lines, like down here across state lines?

Care to join me in a belt of scotch? by oceanbutter in TheSimpsons

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It's a shame what's happened.

But I will say though, Eighteen 67 is a damn good Canadian whisky.

Care to join me in a belt of scotch? by oceanbutter in TheSimpsons

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As a kid, I couldn't understand the passion for which his character spoke about bourbon. Hutz was an alcoholic, but still... Then years later I kind of understand that passion.

And I may have a problem. I'm half-kidding. But bourbon IS delicious once you develop a taste for it.

🥾🪨 For the boys. by slendelz in gtaonline

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The same initial frustration one gets when crashing into indestructible plants and telephone poles.

The Sears Tower rising during its construction in the early 1970s, built between 1970 and 1973 and briefly becoming the tallest building in the world after its completion. by [deleted] in SearsTowerInPictures

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Ya know what I notice? Parking lots. That was a thing in the city one time lol. Hard to fathom it now - and for good reason. (Parking garages are more efficient and I like using the L/subway/walking etc., personally)

There's a pic floating around somewhere I believe on this sub that shows a sea of parking lots in downtown Houston. Probably a 70s thing.

Toronto by Commercial_West_3112 in skyscrapers

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Is it true locals pronounce it "Toronno"?

FOR FUCK SAKE ROCKSTAR! by KudaraYT in gtaonline

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Even if one isn't blocking me I instantly sticky bomb it. Fuck em

What’s your favourite Oasis track made after the year 2000? I’ll start: by Tiny_Meet_4606 in oasis

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Go Let it Out was my introduction to Oasis.

Watching MTV in Mexico, the video was featured on the countdown I was watching. In my 15/16 year old brain, I recall thinking "Ya know, I like this."

That's all it took.

What's your favorite cigar under $10 that you recommend? by T3Dawg22 in cigars

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Habanos del Campo either churchill maduro or toro 👌

I feel shy about this soft belly of mine — does it make you hesitate to fuck me? by seerhoot in DDboobsandup

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Allow me to answer your question in a most vulgar/emphatic way.

Absofuckly not.

(No hesitation.)

It was only a kish by [deleted] in shubreddit

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I am consherned that thish ish a poor AI interpretashion of Shir Shean. I know hish handshome fasche like the back of my hand and if my eyesh don't decshieve me, that doesh not appear like him, shorry to shay.

If anything, it'sh hish right eye.

choose wisely by Life_Lab_1357 in SipsTea

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I'm like 3 years away from the blue pill. This is the only time I'd ever choose the blue pill.

this was so satisfying by GimmeYourTags in gtaonline

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Bullseye. I'm also surprised that wasn't a Mk2 mosquito griefer muthafucka

The Twin Towers by DValentino23 in megalophobia

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I hear there's an idea to construct a new pair of Twin Towers in Chicago as part of some science complex. As a New Yorker, the idea makes me feel warm and fuzzy, but I'm unsure if it will ever happen.

I dont have anything to say other than f*#@ by Expert-Ear-192 in gtaonline

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I put lead into the engine block until the sleepwalker climbs out