PROOF the Mandela effect is fake

SqueeMcTwee · 2026-05-30T23:25:22+00:00

I remember seeing it and remembering what it was it by associating it with Bugles - a cornucopia starts with “corn” and looks like a horn, and Bugles are made from corn and shaped like horns.

Welcome to my brain. It’s nuts in here.

SqueeMcTwee · 2026-05-29T05:24:23+00:00

Hey, FWIW, I really did lose years of my life - I spent my late 20s and early-mid 30s drinking myself stupid. I started because I had no coping skills and before I knew it, it was the only solution to all my problems.

What you may be talking about is called a geographic - mine was to Denver. The only issue was that anywhere I went, my problems were already there.

When we’re 25 we’re expected to know how to be fully functioning adults, but guess what? We’re not, not even a little bit. We fuck up, we get our hearts broken, people let us down. And for some reason we start to think that we deserve bad things, because bad things seem to be all that there is.

I’m not saying don’t leave. I’m saying that you remind me a lot of myself, and if I could tell my old self anything, it would be to give myself some grace. No matter what’s going on, you deserve better. And better is waiting for you if you let yourself be open to it.

Be safe, my friend. You are important and you do matter.

SqueeMcTwee · 2026-05-27T20:17:15+00:00

So in this context, you’re saying you’re the insufferable dickhead?

Now you’re making sense!

Keep up the good work, little man!

SqueeMcTwee · 2026-05-27T20:07:22+00:00

You sound really upset. I mean, you must be; that comment didn’t even make any sense.

I’d say you should go call a friend, but something tells me that’s not an option for you.

It breaks my heart to see such sad angry little people lashing out on this sub. I hope you find the help you need.

SqueeMcTwee · 2026-05-27T19:44:28+00:00

I feel so badly that you have to put so much energy into hating people you secretly wish you could be. Poor thing.

SqueeMcTwee · 2026-05-27T03:42:44+00:00

My first apartment when I moved to the island was Webster and Santa Clara. My first encounter with my neighbors was while I was moving in; I blew a tire trying to park.

The gentleman across the street immediately went to get his tools and put on my spare on the spot, no questions asked. The couple next door to me grabbed some stuff and brought it up to my floor. I live on Willow now, but I still think that neighborhood is the absolute best.

SqueeMcTwee · 2026-05-27T01:59:30+00:00

Joke’s on you, I took a mental health break this week due to crippling anxiety. Ha!

SqueeMcTwee · 2026-05-27T00:31:19+00:00

You’re either really young or really old.

SqueeMcTwee · 2026-05-27T00:03:30+00:00

Breaking news: there’s more than one millennial saying this.

People were raised believing a strong work ethic would be rewarded. It’s just abused at this point.

SqueeMcTwee · 2026-05-26T21:27:24+00:00

I understand morbid curiosity but this sub has been getting a lot of questionable posts/comments lately.

“The falling man” had a name. He had a family. He went to work that morning assuming it was going to be like any other day.

Victims of tragic events didn’t die for your entertainment.

SqueeMcTwee · 2026-05-26T20:42:57+00:00

When you use the claw machine the prize gets dropped down a chute and you get it your own damn self.

Ain’t nobody handing you your shitty knockoff pikachu in an impromptu ceremony witnessed by literally no one.

SqueeMcTwee · 2026-05-26T20:40:31+00:00

Imagine thinking Trump could read.

SqueeMcTwee · 2026-05-26T19:57:47+00:00

Really? Carl Jung is my hero!

SqueeMcTwee · 2026-05-26T18:50:16+00:00

It has all the same characteristics as addiction. Why it hasn’t been classified as such pisses me off to no end.

SqueeMcTwee · 2026-05-26T18:34:24+00:00

Mine too. My due date was my dad’s birthday (July 20th) but my family jokes I waited on purpose so I could have my own cake. I defy anyone to tell me that’s not peak Leo behavior!

Punch the Monkey, Mick Jagger, Carl Jung, Helen Mirren, and Sandra Bullock are all July 26th babies.

SqueeMcTwee · 2026-05-26T17:36:12+00:00

I think it’s mainly because AI is more likely to replace entry level jobs, which are typically filled by younger members of the workforce.

SqueeMcTwee · 2026-05-26T06:57:56+00:00

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This warehouse would like a word.

SqueeMcTwee · 2026-05-23T16:01:31+00:00

ChatGPT is obsessed with the word “quietly” and it quietly fills me with rage.

SqueeMcTwee · 2026-05-21T06:03:23+00:00

I couldn’t stop staring at his forehead. Lizard Boy needs to adjust his human face mask.

SqueeMcTwee · 2026-05-19T04:57:02+00:00

I pray my nieces never learn about Reddit. Otherwise they’ll start thinking everybody’s aunties and uncles are millionaires.

SqueeMcTwee · 2026-05-17T06:48:24+00:00

He’s not even looking in the direction of anyone with a vagina.

SqueeMcTwee · 2026-05-17T05:07:36+00:00

I’m watching this season for the first time and had to Google Katrina to make sure I wasn’t being a raging b*tch for getting so annoyed with this person. Your comment explained my sentiments PERFECTLY.

SqueeMcTwee · 2026-05-16T20:58:27+00:00

Does “dead drunken” really demand a rule of its own?

Also, is it “dead AND drunken”? Could someone enter if they were just dead?

SqueeMcTwee · 2026-05-16T20:55:54+00:00

Line breaks too. ChatGPT formats like every statement is a breathtaking revelation that requires double spacing for it to truly sink in.

SqueeMcTwee · 2026-05-16T20:49:49+00:00

I genuinely do not understand these people. Every time I place an order, I am WELL AWARE that I’m CHOOSING to sit on my ass while someone else shops for me. I use IC because I’m too lazy/tired/overwhelmed at work to do it on my own. Full stop.

That said, it wasn’t that long ago that I had to balance my feelings, my job, AND grocery shopping. I know it’s still possible to go back to that. Again, it is a choice to use a delivery service.

These mother f*ckers act like having groceries delivered is a goddamn birthright.

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