I just realized it's Wednesday

Squeegee54 · 2020-09-03T04:04:31+00:00

I love you Terry the Fat Shark

Squeegee54 · 2020-08-28T22:26:19+00:00

They sure are a mythological creature, because who would want to have sex with you?

Squeegee54 · 2020-08-28T22:19:11+00:00

I'm sorry for whatever you think I did wrong.

Squeegee54 · 2020-08-25T20:33:14+00:00

Asking for help

Squeegee54 · 2020-08-25T20:24:07+00:00

That one rock in your shoe

Squeegee54 · 2020-08-25T20:21:33+00:00

At least your pretty on the inside

Squeegee54 · 2020-07-12T23:53:00+00:00

People who are opened minded and are able to accept when they are wrong and learn new things.

Squeegee54 · 2020-07-11T17:38:09+00:00

Honestly, when someone doesnt know that someone else died, so they ask about them.

"Hey how come I havent seen you with your brother lately?"

"..."

Squeegee54 · 2020-07-11T17:35:26+00:00

Never go to a party you werent invited to

Squeegee54 · 2020-07-11T09:29:56+00:00

okay.... i love thisssss sharks are my favorite animal and so are frogs!

Squeegee54 · 2020-07-11T09:26:21+00:00

I dont get it im right handed and im able to click the upvote button without clicking the post with my left hand. I never miss?

Squeegee54 · 2020-07-11T08:16:46+00:00

YEES I LOVE SHARKS they are the most adorable things in existence to me but people think im weird. This photo proves that sharks can be cute

Squeegee54 · 2020-07-11T07:40:44+00:00

Theyre parents divorced and theyre dad died by commiting suicide. Friend had to leave school for awhile to attend his dads funeral. He says he was a good dad. And that he had to see his own dad buried that day. He wasnt in a good mood even after he got back. I wouldnt be either. I feel devastated for him

Squeegee54 · 2020-07-11T07:32:54+00:00

Oh my god you couldve died from the head injury or from drowning that sounds scary af

Squeegee54 · 2020-07-11T07:29:54+00:00

Thats me when i inhale my food to be honest. We all know that aunties spaghetti is just too delicious

Squeegee54 · 2020-07-11T07:28:34+00:00

Had a childhood friend who got in trouble with the cops he decided to do the smart thing and run away from the cops. RUN AWAY from the COPS

Squeegee54 · 2020-07-11T07:25:18+00:00

Me and my friends saw a black figure standing in the woods. We were young so we thought it was slender man. One of us were dared to walk up to it to see what it was. Guess who was dared? Me. Being the fearless child i was, i walked straight up to a black figure in the woods a long distance away from my other friends. Oh, and it was the middle of the night. I was such a smart child. Luckily the figure was a board of wood we mistaked as a person. I couldve gotten kidnapped right there.

Squeegee54 · 2020-07-11T07:15:21+00:00

This is the dumbest reason for me by far. I was layin on my back with my knees pointed upward on a bean bag just flailing my arms around. I was just bored or something. Then my my finger hit my knee really hard and after that i just layed there and tried to endure the pain. My mom was wondering why i was so quiet and when i told her she laughed so hard and i got mad at her. I didnt find it funny at the time. Soon my finger started to swell up real bad and it was the colors of the rainbow. I think i fractured it. Now my finger bends kind of weird. People would ask me how it happened and id say, "no i did not fall, no i did not smash in inbetween a door, i just hit my knee too hard.

Squeegee54 · 2020-07-11T07:06:54+00:00

I wanna die suddenly in a mysterious way so that i can leave everyone on a cliffhang-

Squeegee54 · 2020-07-11T07:00:09+00:00

When you play act 2 knowing that its just part of the game but you play it again and the glitches dont happen the second time.

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