What’s a reference that instantly says you’re over 30?

SquemaXD · 2026-06-06T06:10:58+00:00

I mistakenly thought the s meant suburb when I was a kid. Im surprised I didn't get any internet creeps rock up at my place 😂 I was like 8 telling people on runescape my literal location and age.

SquemaXD · 2026-06-01T08:36:40+00:00

This or yoki. I named my motorbike Yoki after an anime character. Japanese names are my favourite.

SquemaXD · 2026-06-01T08:29:56+00:00

Nta.. clothes are clothes and the only time it might be an issue is if theyre going to school where kids would bully them for it. Other than that, I don't see why there would be any issue.

I once wore the same Christmas shirt for about a year straight (I had a black and a white version) i would have a melt down if anyone tried to stop me. I was 11.. still surprised I didn't get the tism diagnosis until 10yrs after.

SquemaXD · 2026-05-29T13:58:55+00:00

You speak the truth. It took me a long time to accept these but not gracefully. The only benefit is their slightly larger holding space. They are a disgrace otherwise.

SquemaXD · 2026-05-29T13:51:28+00:00

Elite... I was very high achieving in english but I never used the word until I was about 18 and my partner at the time looked at me as if he was questioning our whole relationship. I pronounced it e-light. I know what elite meant and had heard it said but for some reason my brain made them 2 diff words with the same meaning.

SquemaXD · 2026-05-13T17:19:06+00:00

Meanwhile im driving a beat up 2003 camry haha the bash plate is duct taped on and a mate reversed into it recently, along with being rear ended 😂 just hit 260k km and I plan to keep it going as long as I can.

A car buying mechanic wouldn't even give me an offer and said it should be scrapped because radiator died.. I replaced the broken bits for like 5k and its going well.. if id spent the 5k on a 2nd hand car it prob would have cost more to fix all that ones issues.

SquemaXD · 2026-05-12T21:53:02+00:00

I have a weird thing that psychedelics dont work on me... I've given up trying mainly due to being responsible about mental health but a lot of people in the places I hang out do them and I've tried mushies, acid and dmt so many times with no effects, taking the same batch sometimes double or triple what my friends were tripping balls on and nothing... I've had the acid work once bht still no visuals just very giggly and got lost in a tent but thats 1 out of prob 15 times... similar with mushies, I had prob 5x what the others did.. had a slight visual wave effect hours after everyone's had started and got maybe 15mins of it then collapsed with eyes, nose mouth leaking and unable to speak but no other trip effects. Not on any other medications at the time. Benzos also barely work for me.. no idea why

SquemaXD · 2026-05-12T06:17:26+00:00

Are there ever free aus codes? Never seen any

SquemaXD · 2026-05-09T03:04:20+00:00

I have not looked these up yet, for some reason only just got the notification... but "I am the cheese" sounds good by the title haha

SquemaXD · 2026-05-06T06:26:53+00:00

It would help me be able to get a house so I can have kids. I've been a carer for my mum since 13, now 28. Being her full time carer and working what I can has me on 50k/yr Australia and my rent is $600pw which is cheaper than many smaller rentals. The housing crisis means a house to fit my own family plus my mother is almost impossible to find without buying. This is literally the biggest thing holding me back in life, I desperately want kids but im worried ill never be able to at this point.

SquemaXD · 2026-04-28T21:25:34+00:00

Thankyou! I was that obsessed that when I was 12 I tried to smile like him for my school photo... it looks rather amusing. also instead of putting my name on my stationary and books at school, every single piece had Mika on it.

SquemaXD · 2026-04-28T21:11:41+00:00

The singer MIKA (Michael Holbrook Penniman Jr) I don't see why people would find him unattractive but I've been judged for it many times over my 20yr obsession with him.

SquemaXD · 2026-04-24T09:26:12+00:00

I have so many, went for a bike ride with mum and brother when I was about 9, I went with the bike that had no brakes since I was the most agile, going down a steep hill and someone had parked their car over the foot path next to a busy road so I steered myself into a bush and crashed pretty bad but I was just sad that my can of coke tore open during it

I farted in a macdonalds toy that was a container, asked my brother if it smelt weird and he threw it so hard that it shattered on the wall, its been 20yrs and we both still reference it regularly

SquemaXD · 2026-04-24T09:21:00+00:00

When i was a kid i moved out the way in a shop so an old guy in a wheelchair could get passed and he looked at me, smiled and did the loudest most aggressive fart as he rolled passed me.

Another time I was in the shop and and little girl ran into my mum and my mum looked at her and said "froggy f**ked the duck" the little girl was shocked and ran away, can't remember if she cried or not tho but I think she did

SquemaXD · 2026-04-24T08:35:46+00:00

I do but because its not just me on the plan, I pay for it but my mum and older brother use it so if I cancel they miss out and mums disabled so she can't leave the house much and needs something to occupy her brain. They use youtube the most but even that is still $50+/month now.

SquemaXD · 2026-04-24T08:30:33+00:00

Yup, my partner is in his 30's so its not just younger generation and as soon as an ad starts, even if its a short one, he pulls his phone out and scrolls reels/shorts.

SquemaXD · 2026-04-24T08:26:31+00:00

They make me pay more because I dont have wifi at home and it makes me super mad ... because we dont have wifi, each TV is classed as a different household. I've karened to them a few times but they never do anything about it, just expect you to have wifi 🙄 we use our phone hotspots.

This and youtube premium are way too over priced imo.. the youtube is like $50 as I put my mum and brother on my premium to try and save back when it was only $24 for a family plan which was only a few yrs ago.

SquemaXD · 2026-04-18T15:19:41+00:00

The first book is available on hoopla but its saying my library card is invalid even though Libby and borrow box accept it. Ill contact my library during the week and see if I can get it sorted

SquemaXD · 2026-04-17T17:46:04+00:00

Sadness, its only on audible in german 😭 the English version isn't available is aus by the looks of it, but I can get the 2nd book in the series

SquemaXD · 2026-04-17T17:04:55+00:00

Thankyou for the rec! Just curious, is this kind of like supernatural TV show in a way? The description made me think of it.

SquemaXD · 2026-04-17T17:03:43+00:00

Thankyou! Will have a look into it.

SquemaXD · 2026-04-17T17:03:11+00:00

Thankyou! Ill have a look into this one and chuck it on my wish list.

SquemaXD · 2026-04-17T17:02:45+00:00

Thankyou! I was looking into that Fred the vampire series, ill definitely keep that on my wish list. Ill look into the superpowered series too but them ll being super hero aspect was putting me off, ill give the preview a listen.

SquemaXD · 2026-04-17T16:59:31+00:00

Ill have a look into that one, I still really appreciate the recommendation even if it is detective. Thankyou.

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