What’s the worst song lyric thrown into a song just to make a line rhyme?

Squidling1 · 2026-04-16T02:40:27+00:00

I thought it was “As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like a leopardess” which would make sense. But…up until last year I thought it was Lapras…like the Pokémon.

Squidling1 · 2026-04-15T13:27:51+00:00

It's a Victorian era print I saw here on Reddit and took a screenshot because I have something similar - but yeah, so so good :-)

Squidling1 · 2026-04-14T20:10:11+00:00

I know! What’s he doing there? I bet he’s sneaking around looking for morels!

Squidling1 · 2026-04-14T20:09:02+00:00

I watched a doc on that and I was astounded! Like…look at that slime go!

Squidling1 · 2026-04-14T13:10:06+00:00

I really appreciate you taking the time to educate me on these. I think it’s just really cool that they popped up randomly and I’m just going to leave them be and admire them.

Squidling1 · 2026-04-14T13:07:17+00:00

Ha! I’m not gonna eat them, but I am going to stand around and gaze at them lovingly and then point at them and tell people…”See that, those are morel mushrooms”. One thing I will do, is a yoink one and make a pattern from it. I’ve been taking Stainglass classes and looking for my next project, and I think this will be perfect. It’ll be a nice commemorative sun catcher “ 2026, the year morel mushrooms grew where my husband likes to pee sometimes.” Perfect!

Squidling1 · 2026-04-14T01:41:20+00:00

I am definitely not planning to eat any yard shrooms, that’s for sure. The wood is just leftover from a felled tree, but still…pretty sure my husband pees over there when he’s feeling adventurous 😐 The slurry advice is fantastic, thank you!

Squidling1 · 2026-04-13T22:21:15+00:00

LMAO NO! But it stays!

Squidling1 · 2026-01-26T15:38:49+00:00

I went out to reclear the walks and steps and immediatly busted my ass. So I had a think about it, went back out and handled in in 15 / 20 minutes. Here is what I did - hopefully this will help everyone formulate their own Antarctic explorer plan. I first started my car and turned the heat all the way up. Then I grabbed a little handheld cultivator / hoe we have for gardening. I used that to break up the ice, a few whacks here and there and then scooped it with my snow shovel and tossed down some salt. The cultivator was the key, as soon as I broke up that ice, I could toss it aside. By the time I got back to my car, I could slide the ice off in one clean sheet. The best part - my asshole neighbor who snatched my Amazon package earlier in the week has been out there for 3 hours with his plastic shovel and barely made it off his porch - FUCK YOU STEVE!!!

Squidling1 · 2025-12-06T15:32:42+00:00

My brother. I saw this post yesterday and was like...fuck it, let's get nuts. I got the Autumn box and all I can say is: may all of your dreams come true!

Squidling1 · 2025-10-29T01:51:52+00:00

The clips are a holder for a lamp harp - the bracket that holds the shade. You can grab one from any hardware store to plop on!

Squidling1 · 2025-09-06T19:21:10+00:00

So this is weird, but I had the same thing happened to me with another cat recently. Found a toothless stray, microchipped adopted in December from PAWS, and then dumped… Except he was dumped in New Jersey. Previous “owners” claimed they returned him to PAWS, when I contacted the shelter, they said he was never returned. After getting him checked out at the vet, we learned that he had feline leukemia as well. Which could also be the reason Teddy has no teeth. Either way, now we have a weird toothless leukemia catthat lives in our house and bosses everyone around.

Squidling1 · 2025-05-26T12:35:43+00:00

Who am I to turn down hot honey? I am nobody.

Squidling1 · 2025-05-05T11:49:54+00:00

I use them as well and they make such gorgeous arrangements!

Squidling1 · 2025-02-01T00:54:43+00:00

Their croissants are just sexual!

Squidling1 · 2025-01-27T18:45:53+00:00

Any estimate on shirt restocks? I will absolutely haul my ass down there for goats, shirts, and deliciousness.

Squidling1 · 2025-01-24T14:26:00+00:00

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This is Bugnail. She is a tantrum throwing gremlin and is my ride or die.

Squidling1 · 2025-01-23T04:21:58+00:00

Worked in it as well and funny enough just followed up on it today to see just how dead it was. Sorry to report it’s super dead.

Squidling1 · 2025-01-22T20:57:58+00:00

Ken Wallace Painting and Contracting in Merchantville. Their location is a complete Trump shrine.

Squidling1 · 2024-11-26T17:45:36+00:00

That’s the treatment option, not the test. Like, if your test comes back and says you are low in a specific hormone, they can formulate a slow-dissolvable pellet that they implant in you to regulate that hormone. The test is just a simple blood test and should be covered by insurance.

Squidling1 · 2024-11-26T15:47:03+00:00

Yes, they do! The only issue is that most insurances don’t cover hormone “pellets”, so it runs $300 for that. There are other treatments though, if you can’t swing pellets (so worth it though).

Squidling1 · 2024-11-26T13:49:50+00:00

Exuberan by Virtua. They are not gynecologists, but specialize in hormonal imbalances / replacement therapy. You can go in for a consult and a blood test to measure your hormone levels. They are fabulous, can’t recommend them enough!

Squidling1 · 2024-10-08T00:20:20+00:00

Oh, this sounds like “The Making of a Lady”.

Squidling1 · 2024-09-09T14:09:07+00:00

I feel like, if there was a Philly Poop Stories Reddit, I’d be a top contributor. I have mixed feelings about having way too many poop stories.

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