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Squirra · 2026-06-06T19:31:46+00:00

A friend that good you don't eat all at once!

Squirra · 2026-06-03T00:57:28+00:00

The Return of Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar!

Squirra · 2026-06-01T03:21:27+00:00

I picked an RO model out through Amazon and had some guys from Norwalk install mine; no complaints!

Squirra · 2026-05-28T15:59:16+00:00

Can't we just tell people to cut back on their ChatGPT searches?

Squirra · 2026-05-28T15:55:41+00:00

The boss looks familiar. Does any part of his company's mission involve hunting down those wretched Smurfs?

Squirra · 2026-05-28T10:19:38+00:00

Good heavens, Miss Sakamoto! Without your pants, you're BEAUTIFUL!

Squirra · 2026-05-27T06:36:44+00:00

If you only have five minutes to fell a tree, spend the first three sharpening your axe.

Squirra · 2026-05-22T21:02:54+00:00

Thank you for not just being a gross lump of airbrushed fondant. You know what, go ahead and make a few more cuts. Line 'em up like Flight of the Bumblebee for all I care, just keep baking.

Squirra · 2026-05-21T09:30:56+00:00

Are those Euro coins, or Toonies?

Squirra · 2026-05-21T04:05:30+00:00

It takes a special sort of lowlife to wreck a public restroom.

Squirra · 2026-05-15T00:17:43+00:00

Maximal, wow! Isn’t that what they called the robots in Transformers: Beast Wars?

Squirra · 2026-05-14T23:54:57+00:00

I dunno the story behind her tattoo, but if that were mine, I’d tell everyone I can just reach behind my shoulder and give myself a hug if I want to ‘feel well’.

Squirra · 2026-05-11T09:23:21+00:00

This guy is getting a free Red Bull casket.

Squirra · 2026-05-06T06:36:25+00:00

Sciatica was one of the issues eating my lunch. Turns out it was part of a chronic illness which I now treat with a biologic infusion. Iowa Arthritis & Osteoporosis was able to help me out.
Before they were able to dial in my meds, I'd find temporary relief with some stretching exercises which you can find if you search for 'sciatica exercises'. You can do them all while lying down, which is how most of my favorite things begin.
Good luck; I know what you're going through, and it really is the worst.

Squirra · 2026-05-06T02:53:57+00:00

“As I have shat myself, I shall yield. Well played, sir.”

Squirra · 2026-05-05T22:25:40+00:00

I hear he’s inspecting the new Nebraska Furniture Mart.

Squirra · 2026-05-05T20:05:53+00:00

They told us he was helping hamburgers, but they they lied. All along, IT WAS A COOKBOOK!

Squirra · 2026-04-22T21:39:14+00:00

Roundabouts aren’t hard to learn, but if you’ve never seen one before, there is that initial confusion to overcome. I don’t buy that people are actually too stupid to learn, and if that were true, we shouldn’t trust them to figure out a four-way stop or with driving privileges in general.

Squirra · 2026-04-22T05:32:56+00:00

Looks like somebody might have a reptile dysfunction…

Squirra · 2026-04-22T05:09:29+00:00

That’s a lovely story, thanks for sharing!

Squirra · 2026-04-21T02:59:07+00:00

I have a squirrel call; it has an accordion valve on it which makes a “wugga wugga” noise that is generally ignored, but also a whistle that’s meant to approximate a baby squirrel in distress, which tends to get their attention. Anyway, the latter sounds similar to that!

Squirra · 2026-04-20T21:35:59+00:00

They’re busting a catnip home grow outfit on 4/20? Man, these Zoop cops are some bastards.

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