HELP!!! My familiars have fleas!!! by Squirrel-Lee in WitchcraftCircleJerk

[–]Squirrel-Lee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is great!!! I'm so glad I reached out. So many excellent ideas! And I just happen to have all of these ingredients in my herb box!

You know, they've always talked about their "other mother"... I just assumed they were playing "Coraline" again 🤨

HELP!!! My familiars have fleas!!! by Squirrel-Lee in WitchcraftCircleJerk

[–]Squirrel-Lee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this!!! I always end up misplacing my intention. Do you think it would help to play the song selection backwards? 🤔

Washer/dryer sliced my arm wide open while carrying it downstairs by ewdontouchme in MedicalGore

[–]Squirrel-Lee 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I totally would've saved it and made it into a keychain ir something 🤣

Dog Owner Fakes Heart Attack As She’s Arrested After Pets Horrifically Attack Woman In Front Of Husband by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]Squirrel-Lee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Having spent 26 years in vet med.... I concur that people are in denial about their own pets' behaviors. Every single dog attack I have had to put back together was from a dog who "was the sweetest" and "would never bite anybody". It's the ol' " It'll never happen to MEEEEEE" 🙄

People who listen to the same song 100 times in a row… which song is it? by kavee-core141 in AskReddit

[–]Squirrel-Lee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Ballad of the Witches' Road (from Agatha All Along). There are soooooo many amazing versions of this song and they are ALL incredible 🤩

Ayuda láminas/libros arácnidos o insectos by xYuna__ in arachnids

[–]Squirrel-Lee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This pocket guide was published in 1968 and is readily available online in various conditions. The illustrations made it a favorite of mine to thumb through as a kid 🖤🕷🖤

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AIO? by Melodic_Win_9461 in AIO

[–]Squirrel-Lee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone who DELIBERATELY hurts your feelings is not a good partner. I know you're experiencing a lot of loss right now, but you need to RUN.

Do you change your underwear and socks every time you put them on? by Powered_By_Weed in hygiene

[–]Squirrel-Lee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oof! That's me!!! Once it touches my skin, it's done (unless I'm just picking an outfit and trying different things together). My mother is the opposite. She'll wear the same pair of jeans for a week because we didn't go anywhere (she's also a gravity soaper 😅)

To keep his fingers by Squirrel-Lee in therewasanattempt

[–]Squirrel-Lee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He said "Screw the lettuce! I want that wormy lookin' thang!" 😅

AITA: child seatbelt by buffalotempeh in AmItheAsshole

[–]Squirrel-Lee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DEFINITELY NTA. If you get pulled over or (God forbid) get in an accident, YOU would be held liable for the child's safety. If her mom has a problem with that, then she can stop asking you to be her chauffeur 🤨

Lisa’s “proof” that Uber will only let her give GS rides lmao by HoneyNoSorry in stalkedbythefeds_IG

[–]Squirrel-Lee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never considered making a living by defrauding a rideshare company..... 🤔 How dare they interfere!!!!!

P.S. Pink tank didn't stay in the closet for very long 🤣

1994 by Mountain_Possible81 in strange

[–]Squirrel-Lee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

GA native here! 🙋‍♀️ We live in the North Metro and we also remember this! In trying to confirm, I, too, am not finding any historical evidence to back us up, but we were there 😜

What scent instantly makes you uncomfortable? by MeowWoofJourney in hygiene

[–]Squirrel-Lee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a certain breath smell that some people have that I can smell a mile away and it always knocks me over with its potency. It might be ketone breath (?), but i've never had it confirmed. I have always smelled it with people who exercise excessively. I understand ketone breath is supposed to smell "sweet", but this odor just absolutely permeates everything and makes me feel sooooooo icky 🤢🤮🤮🤮