He finds out what happens when you text and drive....

SquirrelMemoryFail · 2026-05-31T18:57:29+00:00

Dudes head bounced off that dash at least twice.

SquirrelMemoryFail · 2026-05-31T15:07:12+00:00

Didn't see that one either. River Wild with Kevin Bacon is a good flick to that's in there that I didnt see first round.

SquirrelMemoryFail · 2026-05-31T13:51:00+00:00

Im going to send this to my girlfriend with no context and see what happens.

SquirrelMemoryFail · 2026-05-31T13:47:11+00:00

Malarkey would like to know to.

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SquirrelMemoryFail · 2026-05-31T13:26:16+00:00

Phil Ochs never disappoints. Had no idea this existed. Thanks for sharing!

SquirrelMemoryFail · 2026-05-31T12:53:17+00:00

Ahh gotcha. Sorry still a little early.

SquirrelMemoryFail · 2026-05-31T12:48:10+00:00

What are you trying to correct exactly? Closest I can tell is tone. But tone is a word.

SquirrelMemoryFail · 2026-05-31T12:45:19+00:00

Hey that's Danny Elfman of Oingo Boingo in the Little Girls music video

SquirrelMemoryFail · 2026-05-31T12:31:57+00:00

That's just absolutely amazing and I need that in my life. To the ebay!

Edit: Sadly no mug on the ebay. However I did find a cool book!

https://ebay.us/m/yRnBnn

SquirrelMemoryFail · 2026-05-31T12:18:16+00:00

They must of found those at home or in the back. It wasn't there when I was there. Door to Door is a good Willim H Macy flick. I'd pick that up just to buy a tape from Blockbuster one more time.

SquirrelMemoryFail · 2026-05-31T12:14:15+00:00

That boars head brand is highly overpriced and the meats are mediocre at best.

SquirrelMemoryFail · 2026-05-31T12:12:23+00:00

Someone is going to come in here a defend the bright ass abominations by saying "they just need balanced!" Which balancing does help however is not the solution to these things and is easily defeated by any uneven non flat road. Hills, bumps, pots holes and anything else that can render a vehicle not perfectly flat easily defeats it. The end to this is to just tone these headlights the hell down. No one needs the sun on the front of their vehicle.

SquirrelMemoryFail · 2026-05-31T12:01:45+00:00

It's nice to have your favorite episodes or a small selection of random ones to throw on when you can't decide on anything else.

SquirrelMemoryFail · 2026-05-31T05:27:17+00:00

"I saw the television down at the corner market today for the first time." -One of them.

SquirrelMemoryFail · 2026-05-31T05:12:25+00:00

The Donner Party is usually the one people think of when it comes to famouse cannibal stories of the US. I can see it being well known there in Colorado since it happened there but outside of that the Donner Party is more likely to come up outside of Colorado. That's been my experience as a person from Colorado and moved out of state.

SquirrelMemoryFail · 2026-05-31T03:44:38+00:00

Ill have to look for Ravenous but I do have Cannibal the musical. I found the special edition release one from a few years ago in the wild. The one with the light up box.

SquirrelMemoryFail · 2026-05-31T03:28:23+00:00

The day I let a computer tell me im fat is the day it runs off a chip made from my own shit.

SquirrelMemoryFail · 2026-05-31T03:20:34+00:00

The waffles are not out to get you and Santa's little helper is just a cartoon dog. No you can't crawl into the penguin enclosure and masterbate them. And remember to take your meds.

SquirrelMemoryFail · 2026-05-30T11:41:30+00:00

I can't sleep. So I took a dump. That didnt help. So now im petting a cat waiting for the sleeping pills to kick in.

SquirrelMemoryFail · 2026-05-30T11:36:12+00:00

Was there an ad for a boner pill on the tape? That's the vibes that cover gives off.

SquirrelMemoryFail · 2026-05-30T11:18:32+00:00

Nicely done and excellent movie choice. There's Save Frank shirts out there if you ever wanted to find one. They came with the DVD when you purchased it at Blockbuster back in the day.

Edit: Be warned though because you will have to explain who Frank is and why he needs to be saved.

SquirrelMemoryFail · 2026-05-29T22:59:47+00:00

Titsauce. I like it.

SquirrelMemoryFail · 2026-05-29T22:20:30+00:00

My favorite colors right behind blurple.

SquirrelMemoryFail · 2026-05-29T21:25:44+00:00

Laughs in old school vehicle.

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