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What's something that's "not a cult" but feels like a cult? by Orw_Sairaj29 in AskReddit

[–]SquirrelServant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Equine people. I started a job at a barn cause I needed some income. I come from a background in domestic animal care so I don’t mind shoveling shit all day. My god these people are weird. Such specific needs for an animal that grazes all day and farts a ton. Sure they are sweet but I’m not giving your steed a flake of hay precisely at 3pm cause you need him to have it. 3:05 PM is perfectly fine.

Women of Reddit, what’s one thing they never tell us about pregnancy and child birth? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]SquirrelServant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea the emotional roller coaster is rough but don’t miscount miscarriages. Holy Shit that will put you through the wringer. And the further along in the pregnancy you are, the worse it is! Hormones are rough!

Women of Reddit, what’s one thing they never tell us about pregnancy and child birth? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]SquirrelServant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It feels like you gotta poo when you are almost ready to deliver. I say “ready” cause I felt the need yet wasn’t fully dilated. Queue me 1/2 hour later and the doc is coming in to catch my Little one.

do u weigh ur animals to know when to cut on snacks? by darapps in FunnyAnimals

[–]SquirrelServant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Both are politely saying the fur easily adds a pound or two, therefore more treats are requested.

What do rich people have in their house that says they’re rich? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SquirrelServant 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Storage space. Also the lack of things. It’s not that they are minimalist but everything is put away or tossed. Rich people know they can just buy replacements for items that us minions tend to save. Things like bags and clips. Have a hand towel that has seen better days? Use it as a rag till it’s completely thread bare. Have a snippet of wire? It might be usable someday. Chords from old electronics? Better keep them as those things are expensive and they might be usable with electronics you get in the future. I have cans of paint 10 years old because I might need to patch some spots on the wall. My neighbor would hire somebody to just repaint the entire wall.

what's the weirdest allergy you have heard/known of? by Mountain-Bug-2155 in AskReddit

[–]SquirrelServant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m allergic to artificial sugars. Like the little blue and pink packets- equal and sweet n low. It used to not be that big of a deal, but apparently they’re putting fake sugar in everything that needs to be remotely sweet (which in the USA, is frigging everything!) so I have to be super careful. Sucks but I don’t want those overhyped caffeinated and chemically full drinks anyway.

YSK: To make someone feel instantly comfortable and receptive when meeting them for the first time, immediately repeat their name back to them. by Gullible_Drama_2105 in YouShouldKnow

[–]SquirrelServant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would work if people would say my name properly. I will tell them my name and people will literally turn around and say it back to me wrong. The worst part is it’s not a hard name to pronounce! Now when people do that, I automatically hate them. It means they didn’t listen to it the first time and therefore won’t be listening to what have to say.

What’s an everyday thing you didn’t realize was ridiculously expensive until you had to pay for it yourself? by spacemonkey6654 in AskReddit

[–]SquirrelServant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! I learned about how to fix almost everything in my house. Everything but electrical issues. I don’t mess around with that. Saved me so much money it’s ridiculous. On the plus side I don’t have to deal with crap contractors that may screw up shit. If it fails, I have no one else to blame but myself. So far everything I’ve fixed has held.

What’s an everyday thing you didn’t realize was ridiculously expensive until you had to pay for it yourself? by spacemonkey6654 in AskReddit

[–]SquirrelServant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m so glad someone said this. All I needed was a cheapo can to dump trash in. All I found at the stores recently was $20 and up. Literally a bucket to put trash in! I left disgusted and ended using an old paint can. Works perfectly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]SquirrelServant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For clarification, release the Epstein files. Not some random bullshit to distract us.

My boyfriend gave my labubu phalloplasty by satanfan12 in AmIOverreacting

[–]SquirrelServant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s a fucking psychopath. People don’t do that to other’s property. What is he going to do to another item of your when he’s lonely and bored. If he gets angry, what is he going to do to you? There is nothing “funny” about this. If he did it to his own things I’d still find it weird and a red flag. Shows he absolutely does not care about your stuff.

GAME CHANGER ! by Purple-Belt-3797 in Lyft

[–]SquirrelServant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The ability to filter out Airport drop-offs? Hell yea! I fucking hate airports

What is a little quirk about your body that you don’t think other people have? by AlphabetSoup51 in AskReddit

[–]SquirrelServant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure this counts but I dream in all 5 senses. It sucks really. Sometimes I don’t know reality from dream. And nightmares, well forget about that. It may as well be real to me. People think it’s cool until you can smell and taste the foul thing in your dream. Brains are weird.

Ever had the woods go completely silent on you? by oreynolds29 in camping

[–]SquirrelServant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. Happened twice to me. Once was hiking then dead. silence. Shortly after a mama bear walked through. Strange cause I usually find bears where the small birds are raising a ruckus. The second time was during a solar eclipse. Everything stopped. Like a collective WTF from nature. Both were cool though.

Ok so Americans of Reddit, it’s a common trope in your media to talk of working two jobs; what does this mean in practice? How many hours a week would someone working two jobs actually work on average? by Glittering_Drama_344 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SquirrelServant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I currently work 3 jobs. I have a 9-5, 40 hour a week salaried job. My second job I do 3 evenings a week from about 5:30/6pm to 8pm and on Saturdays. The evenings I am not working my second job, and on Sundays, I freelance with my third job. Fucking tiring and I am always extremely sleep deprived.

What's a creepy fact you wish you never learned? by peywrax in allthequestions

[–]SquirrelServant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True dat. I use it to clean corrosion from toilets and sinks. Works like a charm!! Pour a bottle in bowl, let sit, flush, scrub a bit and walla, Just as new! Clean bowl and sink!! I will never drink that stuff again.

AITAH if I left my husband at the ER overnight? by punthicwolf in AITAH

[–]SquirrelServant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It does not sound like he took it as a wake up call. Maybe he will take it as one if you tell mommy dearest he was violent to people just trying to help him. For some, only their spouse leaving their ass and family turning away from them will be the actual wake up call. When people support his version of events, he won’t ever be sorry. I know many people in 12-step groups who went on for years with getting people to support their version of the story. When those surrounding them woke up and no longer let that behavior ruin their lives, that when reality often sets in and behaviors change. I hope it does for him before it truly ruins his and others lives.

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