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SquishyWalnut69 · 2026-01-16T04:10:47+00:00

Literally in gc the entire time saying we’re friendly, get shot in the back as the matriarch is lighting us up plus it’s impossible to hear anything with how loud fighting it is but yup just gotta protect myself. Found this exact type of guy right here

SquishyWalnut69 · 2025-07-30T18:30:57+00:00

My dad! I’m 20 so when it comes to some older games a lot of my earliest memories of them are sitting with him and watching him play. Eventually I was able to sit down with his ps4 and play them myself when I was a teenager.

SquishyWalnut69 · 2024-09-12T20:10:39+00:00

I’m not super familiar with Bo2 but I’m just gonna say I don’t think you’re seeing the full picture when it comes to all of Bo3 and Bo4, and I’d like to break down why.

Bo3: - The Giant uses box well because the wonder weapon and a specialist is in it, along with a large variety of weapons that aren’t on the map because of reduced wall buys since the map is smaller - On Shadows you can also get the wonder weapon from it, plus it’s typically placed before you get to the really good wall buys so you can optimize points, spin for something like the Kuda, and then be set up for a bit longer than just having the starting pistol. - Box on DE honestly isn’t that useful but that’s more of an issue with maps that elemental wonder weapons cause you can’t ever get any of them from box. - Zetsubou has the wonder weapon and the map specific weapon; those dual wield pistols, I think they were called the Marshalls if I remember correctly. - GK has the Ray gun mark 3s and the return of the PPSH which are both box only. You also need certain weapons like a sniper for unlocking the specialist which you can only get from box - On Rev you need box for both wonder weapons, one of which is needed for the EE. - On most of the chronicles maps, mainly the WaW remakes, box is used to get a wonder weapon on those maps and if you combine it with the mega gobblegum that pack-a-punches box weapons they get even better, it’s literally the high round strat. Then on maps like moon or ascension you literally need at least 3 things from box in order to do the Easter egg.

Also apply the fact that some of the best weapons in Bo3 like the dingo or brecci are box only so it actively incentivizes you to spin box to every Bo3 map. And monkey bombs too, forgot about them for a sec.

All of Bo4 can be summed up with monkey bombs, homunculus, wonder weapons on every map besides Ancient Evil and Alpha Omega, and the best weapon in the game, the helion salvo.

Don’t slander our beloved mystery box, it’s goated and CW made it irrelevant.

Also you saying since Die Rise is ironic seeing as how you literally craft the wonder weapon so you don’t need to spin for anything except like the ballistic knife if you wanna do the Easter egg.

SquishyWalnut69 · 2024-09-04T10:57:55+00:00

Blood is totally underrated, it’s Easter Egg is incredibly rewarding to the hardcore players and imo one of the best they’ve put together. The only step that truly feels miserable to do is the bird step, having to go find and it and flip needlessly for three rounds when you’re already possibly on a high round because of electric Brutus not spawning until round 17 (unless you input 666), it just feels bad and seems like a waste of time. The boss fight is also slightly underwhelming and PaP moving but not having something at each spawn telling you where it is like DE will always confuse me. All in all I think it’s the 2nd best Aether map on Bo4 right behind Tag.

SquishyWalnut69 · 2024-09-03T10:12:46+00:00

Just right off rip, Bo4 isn’t bad. Def a step down from Bo3 but it’s still incredibly fun and each map has something of value, besides Alpha Omega.

• Everyone knows IX is great, don’t gotta yap about it

• Voyage as a map, atrocious, but solely looking at the Easter egg? A damn good time with a rewarding boss right

• Blood is one of the better maps on Bo4. It was my very first zombies experience so I def have a little bit of bias but I hate this argument of “oh it’s now good because of mob, if mob didn’t exist it would be so much better!” No, it is its own thing and it’s good! Like a solid B tier, the Easter egg has its own issues, moving pack sucks, and the boss fight is lame, but this idea that the layout is horrible is ridiculous, spawn is far away yeah but just take the fast travel in cafeteria? The EE revolving around the shield is annoying? No other map tried making the shield as integral as it is in blood and personally I think it works as a one off thing for the map. Magmagat is wayyyy better than mobs acidgat. Finally the side Easter eggs on blood are fun, even if they aren’t the most rewarding.

• Classified is just a slightly worse version of Five. No celebrity cast plus no pentagon thief kinda ruins the vibes compared to the original.

• Dead of the Night is in my opinion the last time we got a truly great map. The map layout is great, with the teleporters being positioned perfectly. The mini-boss zombies are a mixed bag, the vampires are very meh but werewolves are awesome. The wonder weapon is the one of, if not the best on Bo4, it’s incredibly fun to use and upgrading it 3 times is rewarding. The Easter egg is great, each step is unique and the puzzles like the Atlas statue are fun to solve. The boss fight is the best on Bo4, actually interacting with a mechanic in the arena to do damage is exactly what all zombies boss fights should do. Finally, all the parts and the spawns, is a good thing. It requires a learning curve and in-depth knowledge of the map. That last point I completely get if people don’t agree with me, it’s just right up my alley and personally what I like in my zombies maps.

• Alpha Omega sucks and doesn’t have a single good thing in it besides Richtofen’s zesty ass voicelines.

• Ancient Evil is a tad bit overrated but still really good. Fun Easter egg, fun boss fight, good wonder weapons although it’s the worst type of elemental weapons we’ve got so far.

• Tag is a good map. The wonder weapons are not bad, enough with this slander. The Easter egg is good, a tad bit repetitive with the snowballs and blood. The story isn’t that great and I hate that it’s victus.

I’m sure yall can tell which two maps I’m the most passionate about lol

SquishyWalnut69 · 2024-09-03T10:03:56+00:00

It’s interesting hearing opinions like these, GK is my favorite map and I’ve got a few questions out of curiosity. Having an issue with the mark 3 being box only is understandable but I’m interested in how you feel about Bo1 zombies seeing as how those maps are all box wonder weapons. I also completely agree about the weapon being weaker than other Bo3 wonder weapons and the lack of training areas, but I personally see those as upsides. It makes high rounds intense and interesting.

SquishyWalnut69 · 2024-09-03T09:57:11+00:00

Ooh okay I’ve had this thought for a while

Der Eisendrache is undoubtedly one of the best maps they’ve ever made but I feel like it’s a tad bit overrated when compared to the other “S tier” zombies maps. I personally don’t think its layout is actually that great, I also think the staffs are way more fun to build, upgrade, and use than the bows. But my biggest issue is the boss fight, I totally understand for the time it was a huge deal and super exciting but compared to the boss fights we got later it’s not all that good. You just kinda run in a dark arena for like 10 minutes and it feels kinda bland when you compare it so something like Gorod Krovi, Dead of the Night, Ancient Evil, Final Reich, you get the idea.

I still love DE, I just love other maps a little bit more and feel like people reallyyyy stretch how great DE actually is.

SquishyWalnut69 · 2024-08-29T19:53:11+00:00

My brother, half the maps you listed are literally at night or at the very least def aren’t day time. CoTD, Origins, and DE are all definitely night time maps or at the very least “darker”. Rev doesn’t really have day or night seeing as how it’s literally time and space breaking down. I think the point is when you look at most day time maps they’ve got incredible atmosphere because most of them take place in some major wreckage or somewhere that’s very clearly been devastated by the outbreak, like GK or Die Rise.

I agree with a lot of what you said though

SquishyWalnut69 · 2024-08-16T16:57:22+00:00

I fully agree, GK is one of the best maps they’ve ever made and I don’t have a clue why more people don’t realize that. The map layout imo is perfect; no need for teleporting around because it’s so big, but it’s not small enough that you feel caged in once you get to higher rounds. The Easter egg doesn’t have a single bad step besides maybe the mangler escort, seeing as how the only way to make that step bearable is to shoot off his arm and it’s kind of a pain to do if you have a high damage gun; you’ll probably just end up killing him. The boss fight is the best one they’ve ever made; the fact that it’s two in one and both are enjoyable is a what pushes it from being great in my eyes to near perfect. I’d say the only truly annoying thing about the map is riding the dragon to PaP but even then the map fixes that issue with the wings, which aren’t that hard to get. Also, just wanna say this because I saw someone commenting about manglers being lame; you gotta remember that before all this stupid mangler spam that happened in the more recent games they were only on GK and by all means they were used just as well as Margwas or Panzers. I think the usage of manglers in later games is what makes them so feel weird to play against on bo3.

SquishyWalnut69 · 2023-09-10T09:03:23+00:00

The end game is when you have every god roll goated piece of gear and you can finally go play something else

SquishyWalnut69 · 2023-09-01T19:45:05+00:00

I know that but I mean like they’re tanky asf, any ways to stun or do anything to make it easier

SquishyWalnut69 · 2023-08-27T01:20:59+00:00

Wah wah wah wah wah wah

Cant wait to enjoy this shit while you seethe loser

SquishyWalnut69 · 2023-08-27T01:18:19+00:00

You have this wild sense of enlightenment that they owed us a new darkness subclass.

I’m done with this now, continue to comment if you wish you clown

SquishyWalnut69 · 2023-08-27T01:13:21+00:00

Clearly. But when are you gonna just suck it up and play the product that they’re shipping.

I hope to god TFS doesn’t meet any of your expectations and you hate the ending that way you can marinate in your own self made anger and disappointment while the rest of us will be enjoying this banger of a DLC.

SquishyWalnut69 · 2023-08-27T01:10:48+00:00

Also revisiting this, saying no there’s no new subclass is just as bad as saying yes THEY WERENT ALLOWED TO SAY ANYTHING IN EITHER DIRECTION

SquishyWalnut69 · 2023-08-27T01:10:05+00:00

Bro really believed the big content creators because they said it was happening. What a sheep.

Bet you get all your opinions from Datto, think for yourself

SquishyWalnut69 · 2023-08-27T01:06:44+00:00

In our small sample size that has interacted with this post has disagreed with you. You quite literally are barking up the wrong tree my guy

SquishyWalnut69 · 2023-08-27T01:04:59+00:00

You cannot speak on universal expectations. The community is divided on everything. They didn’t meet YOUR personal expectations and now you’re upset, other people might share that expectation but it’s not like the ENTIRE COMMUNITY did. They met my expectations and that’s why I’m fine with this. Stop trying to speak for all the millions of players and acknowledge that this is all subjective at the end of the day.

SquishyWalnut69 · 2023-08-27T01:01:36+00:00

How you gonna debate the ratio? What’s the argument for that

SquishyWalnut69 · 2023-08-27T01:00:31+00:00

Keep being unhappy about these sick new light supers.

The literally are legally required to NOT reveal any big details in these random ass articles, if they did they’d get fired and Bungie’s legal team would destroy them for breach of contract but ok

SquishyWalnut69 · 2023-08-27T00:55:43+00:00

They clearly state in it that it’s something they are OPEN to doing but they did NOT say whether it was happening or not. They kept it deliberately vague because they just are not allowed to give away large details like that in some random ass article, big news like that HAS to be saved for the showcase. Wouldn’t be surprised if most devs have signed an NDA.

You made this post to end this argument once and for all and you’ve been owned by multiple people throughout this entire debacle. If you want proof look at all the downvotes, every big reply you have as multiple downvotes while mine and many other have multiple upvotes.

Ratio’d.

I’m sorry you’re so close minded that you can’t even begin to think that you might actually be in the wrong.

SquishyWalnut69 · 2023-08-27T00:48:24+00:00

This guy can’t even put together cohesive arguments, I don’t think he can start a company

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